Best Bird Dad/okayish husband. Former 2x Writer of the Year. Minor #athletics Twitter celebrity, #raidernation Once fought off 22 raccoons. I call everyone dude
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Traveled a million miles outside my comfort zone to create this cockamamie podcast. Accidentally peeked in on the download/listening numbers and I was floored lol. Thanks to everyone who gave The Fancestor a listen (or plans to)! [1/x]
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Televised long-notes national anthem and a military helicopter flyover for a random Monday night game in November lol
No one in California gives a single solitary shit about Texas or any other state. I cannot stress this enough
Half dozen people have tagged me or texted me the "report" from Jim Bowden that Shea Langeliers and Nick Kurtz have turned down long-term extensions from #athletics and I am *begging* these bums to learn ball. Hate the A's and their ownership all you want, but just...learn...ball
This is absurd lol. Ain’t no one dumb enough in 2026 to trade for a starting QB midseason. Especially an immobile dinosaur who lacks arm strength.
Kirk Cousins and the Baltimore Ravens? 🤔
If @RealTannenbaum were running the Ravens, he wouldn’t get off the phone until he got Kirk Cousins out of Vegas and brought him to Baltimore.
"You're the one who said you were smart" is disrespect at a level never achieved in texting previously
NFL Sunday on here is just y’all complaining about referees. Y’all should consider going up the street to get tacos, feel that 72°F (22°C) sunshine on your face, and maybe see the sea lions laying about on the beach. San Diego-specific, but I assume these things are everywhere
Referee tapping #RaiderNation coach Klint Kubiak on the shoulder, reminding him to call timeout as the play clock ticked down. Football is sometimes fun lol
Taking November 1 walk around the neighborhood and found the only correct response to receiving fruit on Halloween
Aikman has been “good, but not great” going back to his playing days. Dude overplayed his hand. Tale as old as time
Joe Buck and Troy Aikman are in their 25th season of calling NFL games together, but after a tense argument in the SoFi Stadium TV booth, the pair's relationship has ruptured.
It is clear ESPN has taken Buck’s side in the pending divorce, writes @AndrewMarchand.
More on the unraveling at ESPN:
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McNeil's BABIP jumped 80 points in the second half last year. In a normal offseason, he'd probably land one of those 1/$3M deals from a second-division team. With a lockout looming, he might hafta settle for an NRI in a truncated spring or possibly even the end of his career
Wait until he finds out his reputation with anonymous online bums is ruined forever 😭 #athletics
I know Springs was among the very worst arms in MLB last year, but I thought bringing him back in hopes a new pitching coach could squeeze a 1.5 bWAR out of him as he ate innings/allowed #athletics to more gradually develop their kiddie corps wouldn't be *entirely* indefensible
I guess I appreciate that my sausage, egg and cheese biscuit was "made fresh", but waiting 12 minutes in the drive-thru for it to come out kinda defeats the entire mission statement of fast food
Still can't believe some of you bums thought dude would walk away from guaranteed money with labor strife on the horizon because "he hates Sacramento" lol
Breaking News: Según mis fuentes, el lanzador derecho dominicano #LuisSeverino ejerció su opción de US$22 millones para la temporada 2027 y continuará con los Atléticos.
Severino será agente libre después de la temporada 2027. #MLB #Atleticos
Good things happening to a great dude #athletics
Excited to announce I'm collaborating with UNLV professor Bo Bernhard on a book about the history of ⚾️ in Las Vegas.
I'm writing a chapter about the Las Vegas Wranglers — the city's first pro baseball team. This will be given out Opening Week '28 at the #Athletics new ballpark!
This dude is a professional charlatan. Always has been. His unfounded opinions on #athletics stadium situation were always in furtherance of expanding his audience. Shame on him for stringing A's fans along.
David Samson believes ‘we don’t need baseball on radio anymore’ awfulannouncing.com/radio/da…
