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wow bradford really is a shithole i thought you guys were memeing

do you you do I do I you you you do I I you do you do I? I do! #MyXAnniversary

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MOTHERFUCKIN USB POWERED CHICKEN PASTRY

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in a very posh service station in the south rn, feels like if they find out I'm northern they're gonna take me out back and sell me for parts

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what if the uk was fucking epic and was called the united bazingdom instead, that would be awesome

i need to get a recreation of this fuckass cat image with me instead LMAOOO

theres a kid i look after sometimes and we play minecraft together, and one day he built a sheep fuck machine and i felt the proud joy of the ancient texts being handed down to the next generation

scientists discover the Hi

flashbacks de Jack Black qui hurle « CHICKEN JOCKEY »

*moi sur mes lit de mort* le Minecraft Movie.... c'etait.... epique,,, BEEEEEEEP

angleterre est comme "ouais, je parle un langue de thé innit"

to those who wonder why i swear so fucking much its because i am heavily against the sanitisation of language to appease algorithms, as advertisers can suck my entire dick and perhaps my balls too

got discord runnin on da flipphone