A Minion · Jun 10, 2015 · 6:09 PM UTC

After my 12 years of education I still don't know how mortgage or taxes work but hey at least I know about the cells inside a fucking leaf

A Minion · Jun 9, 2015 · 11:00 PM UTC

"what turns you on?"

A Minion · Jun 9, 2015 · 9:00 PM UTC

when someone with a dysfunctional relationship gives u advice

A Minion · Jun 9, 2015 · 6:09 PM UTC

the wingman of the year goes to.

A Minion · Jun 8, 2015 · 11:00 PM UTC

I THINK I FELL IN LOVE 😍

A Minion · Jun 8, 2015 · 9:00 PM UTC

Since this won't be on the news

A Minion · Jun 8, 2015 · 6:09 PM UTC

Do you ever look at old pictures and just want to reverse time to where that picture was so you can relive the moment all over again

A Minion · Jun 7, 2015 · 11:00 PM UTC

Prince George with his little sister Princess Charlotte are so adorable 😍

A Minion · Jun 7, 2015 · 9:00 PM UTC

Me in a nutshell

A Minion · Jun 7, 2015 · 6:09 PM UTC

the fattest squirrel I've ever seen in my life just stole an avocado from the trash can

A Minion · Jun 7, 2015 · 5:11 PM UTC

If someone cheats on you...

Garys Posts · May 26, 2015 · 1:20 AM UTC

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Crazy girlfriend be like 😂

Garys Posts · May 25, 2015 · 3:37 PM UTC

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This is heaven 😍

Garys Posts · May 25, 2015 · 3:18 PM UTC

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It's not even summer and I already have a tan

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A Minion · May 25, 2015 · 3:22 PM UTC

Hey everyone! Bwah! Go follow my new friend @GarysPosts! He'll be sure to make you laugh like I do! Mu hah ah!

A Minion · Jan 6, 2015 · 12:00 AM UTC

RIP to all the NintenDogs who haven't been fed since 2007

A Minion · Jan 5, 2015 · 10:00 PM UTC

My motto for 2015:

A Minion · Jan 5, 2015 · 7:09 PM UTC

me right now

A Minion · Jan 5, 2015 · 12:00 AM UTC

when its sunday but you don't have any school on monday

A Minion · Jan 4, 2015 · 10:00 PM UTC

goals for 2015