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Joined August 2015
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BREAKING NEWS! The American and Bmerican presidents have both agreed to attend a peace summit next week. They are still trying to decide on a theme for the event.
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The theme has been announced as "The Squeeze" in a unanimous though still ground breaking decision.
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Check weekly to be sure that you still have your natural, original skeleton.
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Fun Fact! When filming The Squeeze, nobody is allowed to take off their shoes. Under any circumstances.
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Fun fact! Between episodes of The Squeeze, the crew are locked in cages to keep them from being kidnapped.
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Fun fact! On the set of The Squeeze, no one is allowed to photograph or film themselves brushing their own teeth.
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Fun Fact! "Host of The Squeeze" has statistically the highest fatality rate of all jobs.
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Fun fact! On the set of The Squeeze, no one is allowed to photograph or film themselves brushing their own teeth.
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Fun fact! During the shooting of The Squeeze, the crew are instructed to avoid eye contact with all cast members so as to make the set a more creative environment.
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Fun fact! One of Adolf Hitler's clones volunteered to paint the lemon painting that appears as the backdrop in the first episode in this exciting new season of The Squeeze.
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Fun fact! One of Adolf Hitler's clones volunteered to paint the lemon painting that appears as the backdrop in the first episode in this exciting new season of The Squeeze.
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Fun fact! All guests that appear on this new season of The Squeeze are actually just clones. This is done for the safety of the guests after the event last season.
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Fun fact! All lemons that appear on The Squeeze are lemons grown on a REAL lemon tree, each costing the government approximately $10,000.
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Lemon Soup Recipe 2 lemons (diced) 2 table spoons salt (crushed) A picture of your dad (emotionally unavailable) Rosemary (prayed over) 3 cups of water (loud)
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Lemon Soup Recipe 2 lemons (diced) 2 table spoons salt (crushed) A picture of your dad (emotionally unavailable) Rosemary (prayed over) 3 cups of water (loud)
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Fun fact! When a member of The Squeeze cast or crew die under mysterious circumstances, their name is added to the wall.
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