ThatMarcoGuy retweeted
The Japanese version of Umamusume released an update that allows you to zoom in on the character models in the Archive and I haven't seen a single close-up of King Halo's toes! JP bros, you're slacking big time! Get it together!
ThatMarcoGuy retweeted
She'll do this and proceed to kidnap you to the sex dungeon that every German person has to completely empty your balls.
ThatMarcoGuy retweeted
This reminds me of when I helped Eishin Flash in the kitchen. Her recipes are super weird. Once she made chocolate cake and said there wasn't enough protein. Then she gave me paizuri with her soft pillowy H-cups and added then two spoons of my "special milk" to the cake batter.
ThatMarcoGuy retweeted
Exercise with Mihono Bourbon
motion by モン娘の話するかも?
#umamusume
#umamusumeprettyderby
ThatMarcoGuy retweeted
おはようございます☀️
本日11/2 月曜日!✨
「おはよう、トレーナー♪
ふふっ、そんなに見つめてどうしたの?
一流の私に見惚れちゃったかしら?♡」
朝からちょっぴり甘いキングの微笑み…🥰💕
>CoD game comes out
>It's actually fun
>Skill based matchmaking gets cranked to 500%
>Game is no longer fun




























