Survived 100% of my worst days so far. Currently running on caffeine, sarcasm, and poor life choices.
Joined July 2026
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Julia Hartley-Brewer isn’t joining GB News — she’s tied up in the TalkTV basement “for continuity.” Still presenting from down there. Ratings are great.
(Disclaimer: This is 100% inaccurate satire. No journalists were harmed, restrained, or stored in basements)
@BenedictSpence
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I think @jk_rowling is about to sue somebody...
Uncanny, isn’t it? Terfs like JK Rowling continually in the orbit of those convicted or accused of being sex offenders. In JK’s case: Depp, Manson, Epstein. And Walliams. Politically agrees with rapist Trump on T. And they have the CHEEK to accuse trans people of being a danger to women and children.
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HI @petercardwell
10 years 9 months... released in 7.
With ZERO evidence....
No DNA
No forensic evidence
No CCTV
I’m no fan of Russel Brand, but 7 years inside with ZERO evidence?
If the establishment can do that to him, what can they do to political opponents?
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Hi @cineworld.
In December it will be the 35th Anniversary of Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country.
I was wondering and hoping if there are any plans to screen it, I’ve always wanted to see it on the big screen.
Thanks 🖖
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The John Lewis Christmas advert is so bad that comments on YouTube have already been TURNED OFF.
#JohnLewisChristmasAdvert #JohnLewis
Just had two trick-or-treaters at my door this early in the morning, dressed as bailiffs and asking for money. I gave them both a lollipop and told them to fuck off! 🤷
#Halloween #Halloween2026 #TrickOrTreat
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Seeing that beloved crew reunited on that bridge one last time means even more now. 💔 Forever grateful for the final season of Picard.
Rest in peace, Sir Patrick. Thank you for everything. ❤️🖖
#SirPatrickStewart #StarTrek #Picard
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The captain who always preferred diplomacy over phasers, who made “Make it so” feel like a quiet command to the universe itself, is now exploring the true final frontier.
Rest easy, Captain Picard. The stars are a little quieter tonight.
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Of course Max is going to defend his colleague.
When Lib Dems get caught in their lies they double down.
I was a witness to the incident between Farage and
@CarolineVoaden
(his pathetic excuse for not attending the budget yesterday).
For the avoidance of doubt and for the information of everyone making all sorts of silly statements: the incident happened BEFORE this footage.
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"We called him this morning... he told us we made his day"
Yeah I bet.
If someone gave me 10 billion quid, I couldn’t say what I would do to that person without getting banned.
@petercardwell
#Budget #Budget26
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Dear Russia,
If you’re going to invade us or drop a nuke, can you please wait until at least 2030?
Yours sincerely
The United Kingdom
#budget26 #budgetday #Budget
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