𝓚𝓪𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓮 𝓟𝓲𝓮𝓻𝓬𝓮 ♕

Rework of: How Doth The Little Crocodile How doth the little vampire Extend her shining fangs; And drain the crimson of the empire To curb her hunger pangs How sweetly she seems to grin, How neatly spreads her claws, And welcomes little striplings in, With gently smiling jaws.

|| Anyone hosting a Love Island RP contest? I participated on this acc about ten years ago. Would be fun to do it again.

|| All replies coming soon. Thought I was over my cold but I’m not. Needed more time to rest!

That’s the funny thing about stories, Elena. They always have at least two sides.

You actually /don’t/ know, Elena. You don’t know who Stefan was before you, or the choices he made. He’s not the angel he tries so hard to be.

Were you there? I didn’t think so.

Without me, he wouldn’t have lived long enough to meet you at all. I practically invented him.

Being right is very different from being defensive. You wouldn’t know.

You can whore it up with the Salvatores all you want. You’ll still never own Stefan’s V-card.

••A small laugh falling from between painted lips•• You’re trying way /way/ too hard, sweetie. The mean girl attitude doesn’t suit you. You’re better off crying over your diary entries.

What’s the matter? Did I trigger a few insecurities?

You’re awfully cocky for someone with split ends and bad footwear.

Please. You’re just a cheap copy.

Stefan, let’s play hide and seek. I’ll hide in your bed, and you can pretend to be surprised. @HairGelFirst

Ugh… Where’s Stefan when a girl needs a pretty face to keep her company?