I donโt worry about what the Internet says. Getting in trouble with the Internet is not real. The Internet is not a force you have to obey
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Replying to @timjhogan
I'm not a mariner like this guy but I'm pretty sure you could in fact have turned the Titanic around overnight
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The Titanic, famously the ship that turned around
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Lisa Barlow writing โHypocrisy and Bullshitโ #RHOSLC
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Replying to @nowthisimpact
Good fuck her
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Replying to @SumitM_X
I've never understood why HR departments are even involved in making hiring decisions. It should be a back office support role only.
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In 1979, a Hard Rock DJ in Chicago declared that disco was dead and invited his listeners to Comiskey Park to burn and otherwise destroy their disco records. A near riot ensued. But a bunch of rednecks couldnโt destroy good dance music. Itโs continued to be recorded and enjoyed for decades โ Madonna, The Pet Shop Boys, Cherโs Believe, Kylie โ I could go on and on โ like this one from the jazz and R&B legend, Randy Crawford (off her 2000 album Permanent). Now get those arms up and move ๐ณ๏ธโ๐
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Replying to @mayoonsaltines @itsKellyyea
The best wedding planning advice Iโve heard is to interview & hire services without telling them itโs for a wedding. Unless extra time & materials are required on-site. These vendors have wedding markup prices because they know that they can.
The @Nordstrom Christmas catalog looks like someone let a chimpanzee in the store to grab whatever he sees and having someone photograph it ๐ฅด๐ฅด๐ฅด
Replying to @AmoneyResists
If having a traitor for a president bothered US soldiers, they could do something about it. But they'd rather vote for him.
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What is this genre of white woman called?
Ambassador Thornhill, welcome to the team. Iโm proud to have such a dedicated leader join us as Ambassador-at-Large to Monitor and Combat Trafficking in Persons. Human trafficking is a grave human rights issue and a transnational crime exploiting men, women, and children for profit. We will continue to go after traffickers, protect survivors, and deliver justice for the American people.
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๐คฃ๐๐คฃ๐ Who did this?
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I donโt think you have a dog in this fight but if you did you would have shot it.
Iโll take @ellalangleymsic over Kacey Musgraves any day.
And if Iโm choosinโ Texas, Iโll take Ken Paxton over James Talarico.
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Replying to @welfare_queef
I read "once u been big" in the melody of since you been gone
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i kinda donโt care about kelly clarkson or this brooklyn magic shop drama
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youโre gonna LOVE prison, scott
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These people screaming, โF*** Donald Trump,โ are voting early right now.
If they gain power this November, they will raise your taxes, create sanctuaries for illegal aliens, & pass laws to censor you.
Staying home this November isnโt an option for Republicans.
We must vote.































