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ironic Apple is selling a watch considering it will cost you a limb to buy one #AppleEvent
Kim and Kanye have been together 4 years as of today, which in Kardashian Relationship Years is like 60 years. Congrats!
then maybe he should consult a physician nitter.gq/Polygon/status/9605746…
Nintendo confirms that Toad is not wearing a hat. That’s his head. polygon.com/2018/2/5/1697458…
John Mayer has been hospitalized for an emergency appendectomy.
Doc: I have bad news
John: What?
Doc: We aren't able to remove your appendix
John: Why? Is it cancer?
Doc: I'm afraid your body is...
John: IS WHAT?!
Doc: ...a wonderland.
*Doc looks at camera, puts on sunglasses*
Blake Shelton is the Sexiest Man Alive? Always a nice feeling to know you and everyone you've ever met is better looking than the Sexiest Man Alive.
Pig, if true. nitter.gq/tennessean/status/9276…
Brentwood police respond to reports of pig on the loose tnne.ws/2hLqdlK
Johnny Debt nitter.gq/TMZ/status/92765207691…
Johnny Depp Facing Foreclosure, Ex-Managers Call in $5 Million Loan dlvr.it/PzZ3dP
Twitter is adding more characters and still not making money? Only a matter of time before Hollywood green lights Twitter 2.
Excuse me, ma'am. The nuggets are going to be an extra 5 mins, so if I could have you pull forward a bit. We'll bring them out when ready.










