Alex Reiser

steven strasburgs cool i wish i was strong enough to destroy my own arm using just that arm #OnionGOOMF onion.com/Hhd4Kf

no1 can stop tiger now excetp 7 golfers much better than him! 8th place in the mastrs babey!! #OnionGOOMF onion.com/H3Xtrn

broncs rite! peyton manning iz the worst qb becuz he makes u work but dosnt pay u extra. #OnionGOOMF onion.com/GNouiP

glad knix traded lin. hes too polite like serial killers, the polite kind not the crazy kind #OnionGOOMF onion.com/AmwmCM

eli wants to quit now that he’s won SB twice. i would do the sam thing if i ever got good at somethin onion.com/yccBZs #OnionGOOMF

Unlike the Giants, I never reveal my plans. This way, no one can ever be disappointed in me. #OnionGOOMF onion.com/xPKm0v

my sister made same mistake as rockies. onse banged scutaro when suppose 2 be bangin pedroai #OnionGOOMF onion.com/xPVwfu

wizards need 2 stop thinking 2 hard. i get locked out of my hous all the time and im not even tryin #OnionGOOMF onion.com/zfp1vW

alex smith can brag about 9ers wining despite him. doing things good is hard. #OnionGOOMF onion.com/zy0PS0

sux sanchez hurt his pussy finger. manning still got hurt neck bad year for qbs and pussy #GOOMF bit.ly/uLtCaF

nba culdnt work it out but 10 years iz worth the wait to see birdman anderson get bashd w chains #OnionGOOMF onion.com/srKBUe

ray lewis is feeding wildebeest to lion i eat wildebeest sometimes its gamy but good and an afrodisiac onion.com/sCAaJs

this crazy brady and sanchez having sex? what is next, joe flacco leting roethliergesr rape him>????? onion.com/tkmCmx #OnionGOOMF

i believe in teebs tebow im bad at my job too onion.com/vvD8Sa #OnionGOOMF

IAM FLIPPING OUT WORLD SERIES WORLD SERIES THIS STRIP CLUB IS GOING CRAZY

lebrons not selfish he just wants everything that he wants all the time immediately onion.com/qjBHxr #OnionGOOMF

favre death idea: Call a press conference and swallow a bunch of cyanide then start laughing so you die laughing #OnionGOOMF

i hav talkd to a telephone pol in my day and let me tell u it is more interesting than sid crosby onion.com/pP6QF4 #OnionGOOMF

 i knew knuckleball was fake every time i tried to throw it it didnt work. i was like what the hell this hurts my fingernails #OnionGOOMF

i was out all yestdy with orioles , we went to a bar to celebrate and spent the night cockblocking people #OnionGOOMF onion.com/oJxazG