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Married mother who is too opinionated. Zombie Theorist with beach ball sized lady nuts. Bitch is Hardcore!

Sweet Home Alabama
Joined October 2009
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Rainy days are for awesome hoodies.
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The difference is always incredible. #AdoptDontShop
eu tô encantado com a diferença de expressão desse cachorro antes e depois de ser adotado
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Just had 3 old people and a baby at @FreddysUSA block my car in with a big truck. The woman with the baby even jumped in front of my car when I was trying to get away from her insults, trying to get me to hit her while her friend moved to my passenger side. People are crazy.
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I didn’t know if the other woman was going to try to climb into my car. What made them mad? I asked them to please take one of the 15 empty spaces while they have their conversation so I can get back to work. Why would you risk attacking a stranger when you’re holding a baby?
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When you’re struggling with suicidal thoughts, the last thing you need is people at work treating you like you’re there just to make their lives easier and your actual job doesn’t matter. I’m so tired of not mattering in anything I do.
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Maybe the worst state statistically, but you won’t find a more beautiful land or more devoted football fans. I also think we’re the nicest people in the nation, but I might be biased. Besides, as poor and uneducated as we are, y’all think we can pay people to come visit?
I only asked the best place to watch football Everyone said Alabama
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When I found #Negan on the shelter website, I told my husband it was a sign from God this was supposed to be our dog. Two months later, and this big man has everyone in the family wrapped around his big ass paws. He really is a Savior. #adoptdontshop #Thewalkingdead #DeadCity
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Few things in this world pissed me off more than somebody getting up to the drive-through speaker and doesn’t know what they want. The drive-through is for people who have places to be. If you don’t know what you want or what’s on the menu, go inside! Get the fuck out of my way!
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Ryan Murphy disappointed me with this #Monster. I had high hopes for the Lizzie Borden story, and it was such a let down. Exploiting Aileen Wuornos and forcing her into the story with no real world connection was bizarre. I’d be surprised if he got a fifth season after this.
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If you don’t understand the nuanced beauty of an enemies to lovers ship that took 15 years to grow, then maybe you have no media literacy. Yes, this is a #Neggie tweet. Bite me. Maggie and Negan being soulmates is one of the very few good things the TWD universe has bought us.
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It ripped my heart out of my chest when I first read Glenn’s death. I actually sobbed real tears over that comic. Seeing it on the screen made me cheer the accuracy and weep at losing him again. Maggie broke me. After all that, I’m still a Neggie shipper. It just makes sense.
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diarrhea Taylor Farms, salmonella chicken parm, bags of frozen blueberries that straight-up kill your ass heavy metal sourdough, listeria soup bowl refreshing summer popsicle that's filled with shards of glass we didn't start the fire...
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When my husband and I talked about adopting a new dog, I never dreamed we’d find the perfect man so quickly. When we saw the name the shelter gave him, we knew it was meant to be. Meet #Negan. He’s basically @JDMorgan in dog form. Big tough looking guy with the softest heart.
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Once again @amazon did not deliver my packages like I paid for them to be delivered, the customer service associates lied to me, and now I don’t have what I need for a baby shower. Why does @JeffBezos keep raising the price of prime when the service keeps going down?
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Can they turn it back into the Hot Topic of my youth? Today’s Hot Topic would be scared of original Hot Topic.
Spirit Halloween parent company is buying Hot Topic for around $350 million
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It sounds like he watched Minority Report and missed the entire fucking point of the movie.
The Trump administration is creating an AI system for "pre-crime policing," hoping to leverage government data on private citizens to predict crimes before they happen.
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I am a death care professional who is there to help people who had to use this, and you are a miserable, worthless human being. I bet you preach that the rainbow is God’s promise, yet you assumed you had a “gotcha!” moment, instead of googling. How you got elected is a mystery.
Also, what is this?!
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Rainbow suites or rooms in hospitals are comforting facilities dedicated to maternity care, palliative care, or pregnancy loss support. They are spaces for parents to grieve They are not connected to LGBTQ communities as this post implies imperialcharity.org.uk/news-and-stori…
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Days of Our Lives. I was obsessed with Marlena.
Elder millennials born from 1981-1992 what was your favorite soap opera growing up?
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I have been sitting in the curbside pickup at @Walmart for over an hour. This is the worst customer service I’ve ever seen. Got off work early to pick up my order and everything, so I lost pay and gas over this! Store #1201 is USELESS! @Target would never do this to me.
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Let’s not forget that it’s happening for Freddy and his friends, not just for him. Freddy is also going to be talking about this for the rest of his life. Let Freddy enjoy his 15 minutes in the limelight, and just be happy for a fellow human being living a dream.
I’m defending Freddy here. I don’t think it’s anything to do with him, but I can also see why corporations could definitely see an opportunity for PR attention to assist him on his journey. Freddy would be absolutely insane to say no to anything he’s been offered so far. He’s getting to live out his dream of touring another country to watch his team in the World Cup. This will never happen again for him, and not every foreign fan is getting the same treatment as he is. Plus he chose American Airlines over a f-ing private jet company to go to Buffalo today. It’s just a string of luck. It happens. There’s no reason why I can’t be happy for the guy just because it’s not happening to me. This is a country where you can get instant fame off of a 5 second clip saying some dumb shit and become a millionaire. At least with Freddy, it’s the same idea but for something good by making a fan’s experience memorable. It’s more refreshing to see.
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It is so important that they did not mutilate this baby’s ears. Beautifully done.
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