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Fort Worth, Texas
Joined April 2010
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Extortion! We need a class action suit brought against TEXpress.
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Tonight was a clear victory … for memes
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Some say he was a man… er, a dragon-man…
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Set your alarms! We're performing on @TODAYshow on Monday morning, November 6 at 8am and 10am ET. Tune in on @nbc 📺 📸 @jodydomingue
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Jack Daniels, sweet tea, water and gasoline for me, then the 5th would be insulin to help others.
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Sweet tea, red Gatorade, rumple, Coors original, and lotion (ya mans got eczema)
If your fingers on one hand could dispense liquids, which 5 liquids would you choose?
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Canes sauce, Canes sauce, Canes sauce, Canes sauce and last but not least, @raisingcanes sauce.
If your fingers on one hand could dispense liquids, which 5 liquids would you choose?
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Bourbon, tequila, water,diesel and gasoline
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Coffee, tequila, water, gasoline, diesel fuel. (I drive trucks, fuel ain't cheap)
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Cabernet, Sweet tea, water, gas, drunk elephant brand face wash (which is a very expensive liquid haha)
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Dr Pepper, sweet tea, water, gasoline, scorpion venom. Easy.
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Also, this.
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Afroman files documents to officially run for President in 2024
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Got accepted to South Harmon Institute of Technology!! Excited for this journey
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Crazy that I’m as old as my dad was when he was my age.
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If you come across a bear, never push a slower friend down…even if you feel the friendship has run its course.⁣⁣
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Imagine you just got terrible news from the doctor and you’re sitting on the fuckin subway trying to figure out how to tell your family and this starts happening around you.
"Karma Chameleon" is taking over the New York Subways!
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did anyone else catch the “Best in Rescue Dog Show”??? they had a category for best underbite 😭😭😭😭😭
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