@TheBionicDam

do unto others before they do unto you

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Joined October 2017
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Based on highest peak: - 13/14 Suarez - 21/22 Benzema - 20/21 Kane - 19/20 Lewandowski Kane & Lewa are neck & neck but Lewa in that Spurs team with Lamela, Sissoko & Lucas Moura ain’t producing Kane’s output.
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OG at the gym asked to jump in with me & couldn’t keep up with the weight
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It’s a disgrace I haven’t seen a Cunha - Zirkzee - Mbeumo front 3 yet Rash - Martial - Greenwood Mane - Firmino - Salah Ronaldo - Benz - Bale The F9 + two inside forward combo is cash money man. How hard can it be to profile a squad correctly? @carras16
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If you can’t see it, idk what to tell you. I’m 99% certain I could’ve picked more sensible lineups than majority of our previous managers. These lot don’t even understand what to do with the current crop they have at their disposal. Bunch of inbreds man.
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Tinie Tempah - Pass Out Labrinth - Earthquake These summer feelin of these two songs playing on the BlackBerry after a Wembley sesh at the park with your boys & sipping on an orange Lucozade afterwards >>>>>
PaulBettany22
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The youth of today will never understand how big a chokehold this album had on the uk
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I guess man.
(fan) Frank 🧠🇾🇪
@FrankEra_15h
🚨💣 | BREAKING - There has been a brief from all club journalists at the same time: Manchester United are giving Michael Carrick and his staff the chance to turn the club's season around.
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They’re forcing him to be interim for Howe💔😭
Z@ZAYN_Z717h
per @JamieJackson___ - Carrick set to be sacked only when deal for a successor is finalised. - #mufc will hava eto pay Newcastle £3m to get Howe. - Howe is Wilcox's prime target + Howe wants the role.
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Having to manage against your own will is dark ffs. These man do NOT rate Carrick.
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Howe #Hoops it is then. Just make us hard to beat again pls.
(fan) Frank 🧠🇾🇪
@FrankEra_19h
🚨😳 - JUST IN: People close to Manchester United view the appointment of Julian Nagelsmann as UNLIKELY. [@lauriewhitwell]
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He looking at it like it’s a Ferrero Roche😭😭 Step back man, we’ll take it from here.
jadon@gazerjadonOct 27
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You can always tell who never got invited to go anywhere by the way they tweet. Tryna do the ‘cancel culture’ ting with Henry for a cheeky, harmful joke that the audience found funny as if he abused Yamal onstage sums up these low testosterone individuals in the world today.
🥷@neyholicOct 27
Henry is a scumbag, always trying to be different or make himself the center of attention. Such a beg. Yamal, at 19, is alr better than you've ever been.
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5 REASONS TO THANK GOD TODAY: 1. He woke you up today. 2. It’s a new day. 3. You have food to eat. 4. Roof over your head. 5. He will never abandon you.
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The Fire Still Burns Within
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He looking at it like it’s a Ferrero Roche😭😭 Step back man, we’ll take it from here.
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Fanbase wanted Evan Ferguson & Osimhen over Kane because he was “too old & slow”, “a serial loser”, “big game bottler”
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Fanbase wanted Evan Ferguson & Osimhen over Kane because he was “too old & slow”, “a serial loser”, “big game bottler”
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Ballon d'Or
@ballondorOct 26
HARRY KANE IS THE NEW BALLON D'OR! #ballondor
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Ballon d'Or
@ballondorOct 26
HARRY KANE IS THE NEW BALLON D'OR! #ballondor
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“Michael you are the 2026 Ballon D’or winner, tell us how much this special achievement means to you” Olise:
🏌🏽@Joyaa7nOct 26
I want Olise to win the Ballon D’or just to see what he would say in his speech. Would be the funniest thing ever.
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Front 3 he wanted at Newcastle. He WILL play a 3 man midfield & they WILL all have to run their socks off. He loves his big henchmen at the back, none of that Lisandro nonsense. Yoro or Heaven will probably run Dan Burn fullback shifts under Howe #Hoops You will enjoy it.
Alice
@AliceTalksFootyOct 26
How I imagine Eddie Howe would setup United with everyone fit. LW is a toss up between Cunha or Rashford tbh but I know he wanted Cunha at Newcastle. With Sesko injured could see him going Rashford LW, Cunha CF and Mbeumo RW but think Mbeumo does ST better than Cunha personally.
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