Alụsị na-elekwa onwe ya. ~ Naked neighbor. Non-practicing genius. Everything matters just as much as nothing does.
Obu Alụsị
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You intentionally put yourself in a situation with predictable consequences, but you're convinced your case will be different, cos yunno, you're special. 😂😂
You'll learn just how exceptional you are in due time.
See!! You'd probably have a perpetual boner if your job required you to put your life on the line 24/7.
Imma say this for the umpteenth time, SEX IS THERAPEUTIC, and your body innately knows this.
That boner/wetness you experience while grieving is your body's attempt to get you some serotonin, oxytocin, dopamine, and endorphins to soothe the emotional/physical hurt.
Exactamente!!
You see those bare photos of y'all chilling at home, doing nothing; the ones y'all think are unflattering, those are the ones that hit the spot like mad.
Ọkanga : Alụsị Gbalụ Abuba®™ retweeted
There's no time travel sci-fi that is as good as DARK, by a long shot.
The cast, the screenplay, the writing, the set, the cinematography, the directing, the character arcs, the plot, the progression, the mystery, the mindfuck.
It is a total masterpiece.
Ọkanga : Alụsị Gbalụ Abuba®™ retweeted
Everyone can't be a creative, man. We need processmen, buildmen, logisticman, tradesmen, and even garbagemen. The youth need direction; Nigeria is killing potential.
As a society, we don't shame women enough for being losers. Tueh.
I do this whenever I travel by air. I’ll familiarise myself with whoever I’m sitting next to, collect their number, and ask if someone is picking them up or if they’re ordering a ride.
Once I hear “I’m ordering a ride,” congratulations, you’ve just become my airport taxi. 😂
I’ll discreetly use my phone to snap the car plate number and send it, alongside the person’s details, to my DSS friend in case anything happens.
Once you drop me, na block straight 🫣😂
Abeg, those airport taxi fares are not beans jare😂
There's no time travel sci-fi that is as good as DARK, by a long shot.
The cast, the screenplay, the writing, the set, the cinematography, the directing, the character arcs, the plot, the progression, the mystery, the mindfuck.
It is a total masterpiece.
There's a level of sexual deviancy Japanese perverts operate at that lowkey marvels me.
Do you know how common this act has to be for a TikToker to grow an audience with it?
The owner of an establishment that sells Sprite for 3k -which I've patronized many times without issue - told me my service is overpriced.
I had to work extra hard to not laugh in his face.
Ọkanga : Alụsị Gbalụ Abuba®™ retweeted
It's all about systems.
Everything works within a system, and every system is a smaller part of a bigger, more complex set of systems.
If you want to change a system, the importance of understanding it's machinery on the basis of first principles cannot be overemphasized.
Dear El Nino,
Please, edakun, ejoor, biko, iwe gi dajuo. I know it's your time to shine, and I'm not saying you shouldn't express yourself, but just turn it down a couple notches please, cos you're actually doing too much.
Cheers.
Entrepreneurship be crazy mehn, cos why tf am I starting and ending my days with long ass phone calls? 😮💨
