The Box Office Guy

I think I finally found the movie that could get people back in theaters:

That sonic boom you just heard coming from New York City was the writers room at @nbcsnl exploding because they have too many options for the cold open on Saturday. Can't wait.

Finally caught up on this weeks @sternshow 1. Booey vs. Sam. 100% Team Booey. 2. I wished I loved anything as much as Samantha Fontana loves airtime. #BabaBooey

Hey @sternshow, 1. I love Howard. I plan to listen until he or I die OR he retires. 2. The new “Wrap Up Wednesday” format is a dud. Please go back to something resembling the old format. 3. On Sternthology/History PLEASE put the year aired next to the segment. #HeyNow

At this point if you think #TheOdyssey is anything other than a box office smash you’re too dumb to exist. But I hope the trolls keep moving the goalposts as they drive themselves even more insane.

A truly amazing pod. Unless you’re someone who despises movies, pop culture and story telling you should listen to this.

Astonishing, yet unsurprising choke job by the #Cavs. Just a definitive example of “The James Harden Experience.” They totally let the #Knicks off the hook. Would now be surprised if this series goes beyond 5 games. #NBAPlayoffs #CavsvsKnicks

To the people who complain nonstop how hard it is to find #NBA playoff games on streaming apps: I suggest you pick up a book and try reading it. If you can’t figure out where Pistons vs. Cavs is airing in under 60 seconds, you might not be bright enough to function in society.

The best thing that can come of the box office success of #MichaelMovie is that it could pave the way for Isaac Adamson’s “Bubbles” script to see the light of day. Come on David Ellison. Make a splash! @Gladwell scribd.com/document/74911731…

Will Michael finish higher than #Michael on the Tomatometer?

There are so many bad #Oscars takes on this app this morning. But I’m not gonna get caught up in arguing with idiots. It was a night full of worthy films/performances. That is all. Instead I think I’ll redirect my energy into something useful.

I realize people have to get clicks but #Sinners winning Best Picture wouldn’t be a major upset. It’s the most nominated film in Academy history. It’s not some scrappy underdog. I think the odds of winning look something like this: #OBAA 55% #Sinner 40% #Hamnet 4% The Field 1%

Thank you #Seahawks for silencing the insufferable #Patriots fanbase. Thank God Stafford (deservedly) won the MVP. This could have been even more embarrassing. #SuperBowlLX

I want to see #CliffBooth immediately. #SuperBowl

Time for your annual reminder. Definition of “Snub”: Rebuff, ignore or spurn disdainfully. No films or performances were “snubbed” today. They were merely beaten out by worthy competition. Accept it and move on with your lives. That is all. #Oscars

I'm having a hard time figuring out the softest fanbase in sports. The fanbases for the Green Bay Packers, Notre Dame Football and the Toronto Blue Jays are in an epic three way battle. So much pearl clutching and wanting to hang hypothetical banners. I can't get enough!

Beyond delighted the #Bears ended their 15 year playoff drought. And to do it at the expense of the #Packers? Absolute perfection! #BearDown

Almost an epic choke job by the #RamsHouse . Offense, defense, special teams, game management all somewhere from mediocre to bad. They almost let this fraudulent #Panthers team off the hook. But a win is a win. Survive and advance… #RamsvsPanthers #NFLPlayoffs2026

People I’m currently muting the most these days: -Those who can’t wrap their heads around #MartySupreme using 80s music despite being set in the 1950s. -Those who agree with #ChevyChase when he claims to be “complex.” It’s been making this site much more enjoyable.

The work Gayle Keller is doing on #TheChairCompany is next level. Where on earth is she finding these people? Give her all the casting awards for Episode 5.