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I am not actually Brad Pitt

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Joined April 2010
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Being stupid used to be embarrassing
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This has been the most perfect October temperature wise in NY
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Cade Cunningham in win vs. Hornets: 30 PTS 7 AST 5 REB 4-9 3PT Pistons are 4-1 to start the season.
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There are 9 chapters in GTA 6, 2 prologues, an epilogue, many flashbacks, and 201 main story missions.
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GTA 6 has a confirmed chapter-based story structure per Rockstar, but the exact number of chapters, prologues, epilogues or main missions has not been officially disclosed and specific claims of 9 chapters or 201 missions are unverified. support.rockstargames.com/articles/4QfG4… gamerant.com/grand-theft-au… gta6now.org/missions.html playstationinfo.de/2026/09/13/gta…
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please go watch this film, it’s on shudder, it’s completely original and actually nuts. tied for me best horror film of the year, personally i rank it next to Obsession. my god i cannot stop thinking about it
Stephen King calls it "The Thing meets The Silence of the Lambs." Don't miss THE CYCLE, premiering Friday on Shudder.
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Haven’t been able to tap into the Nathan Fielder movie because idk those whites but once I do my due diligence I will. Everyone I know who saw it said it’s 10/10
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My top 5 favs so far this year: La Bola Negra, The Invite, Tuner, Odyssey, and The Drama
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Yo those videos of rizz content with the meta glasses. Why are they always doing rain bet or some gambling app? Is that the telltale sign it’s a skit or paid ad?
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Lfgggggg
‘SMILE 3’ is reportedly in the works. David Bruckner is set to direct. (Via: @DanielRPK)
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WTF. Just turned off
🚨HOLY CRAP: Turn this off on your phone right now. Go to your iPhone settings - accessibility - audio & visual - LIVE LISTEN. Turn off LIVE LISTEN. It even says it keeps TRANSCRIPTS. This is NUTS.
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Live Listen is Apple’s official accessibility feature that streams sound from the iPhone mic to the user’s own AirPods or hearing aids. The Remote Control setting is optional. It does not enable third-party access or always-on listening. support.apple.com/guide/iphone/u…
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It’s on us to call people out when they say stupid ass shit in person. No more “that’s crazy” ing people until they stop talking
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No give me an example right now otherwise you’re just flapping your diseased fucking gums
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People just be saying shit then when you ask for a real example of what they’re saying all of a sudden it’s “do your own research”
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Quand tu vois ton pote dépressif américain venir à l’école avec un sac plus gros que d’habitude
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We literally couldn’t get one week of healthy NBA
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Bro wtf is happening
Indiana Pacers star Tyrese Haliburton has sustained a left hamstring strain and will miss time, sources tell ESPN. Pacers doctors and Haliburton are now gathering a clear timeline.
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her name is "Léa Seydoux" and they thought a Costco croissant would suffice...
Léa Seydoux tries some of the finest French and British delicacies for ELLE UK.
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GTA 6’s full original score track “Pusher” by Justice and Gesaffelstein.
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“I like _______’s music” “He’s not a good person” You’re also not a good person yet here you are, in front of me, with way less talent and a lot more mouth
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