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Pirates predictions and analysis | Buctober delusion | Cinematic excellence

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Most predictable result imaginable following the Browns Super Bowl W
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Troy Aikman just called this one of the best plays he’s ever seen
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Free @nickygsmustache !
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Carmen Mlodzinski or Carmen Sandiego?
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I hate how much I love this guy
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“Expedited Review”
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I now understand the Anti-Cap angst…it makes sense now
Burgh Mustache Guy (@SteelCityBucs30) profile pictureBurgh Mustache Guy
@SteelCityBucs30Oct 18
I’m starting to understand why nobody wants a salary cap & floor. If the owners FORCE Bob Nutting to spend, the Pirates will become the most dangerous team in MLB.
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Hilarious how someone can turn “a cap/ floor system is needed to level the playing field” into implying Pirates fans are seeking an unfair advantage. I get this is tongue-in-cheek but give me a fkn break man
Greggory (43.5%) (@greggtmasterson) profile pictureGreggory (43.5%)@greggtmastersonOct 16
BREAKING: Pittsburgh Pirates fans, in the interest of fairness, have proposed a new league structure post-expansion. In their proposal, each of the American and National Leagues will have two divisions, with the top two teams in each division making the playoffs.
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Doing the math for Buctober World Series….yea babe you sitting this one out. You too kids
Pitchers⚾️ & Pitchers🍺 (@BrewersOfMKE) profile picturePitchers⚾️ & Pitchers🍺
@BrewersOfMKEOct 16
I just feel so unimaginably horrible for the true #Brewers fans that dreamed of going to the World Series when we made it this far. I will reiterate, whether you can be there or not, YOU STILL MATTER.
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The best fans in baseball
Hunter Baumgardt (@hunterbonair) profile pictureHunter Baumgardt
@hunterbonairOct 16
4 minutes till first pitch at Dodger Stadium. As I said last night, plenty of room for ya.
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Or maybe what benefits the owners here also benefits the fans?
Kyle Millivić (@kmill5) profile pictureKyle Millivić
@kmill5Oct 16
If as a fan of baseball you find yourself taking the owners side in this lockout, just know you’re a boot licker and he doesn’t love you
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That’s what we call a sloppy take
Jeff Bates (@jeffbatesx) profile pictureJeff Bates
@jeffbatesxOct 16
MLB Salary Cap Cultist Update The @Brewers just swept the highest-spending team in baseball with roughly 43% of the payroll and half the star power. Naturally, the Salary Tax Cultists are having a morning. The same people who spent all year insisting “you can’t compete with the Dodgers” are now explaining why this doesn’t count and why we still need a hard cap so their owner doesn’t have to spend money either. Mental gymnastics this clean should come with a 10.0 from the judges.
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Douche Alert
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Bookie Metts  (@Bookie_Metts50) profile pictureBookie Metts 
@Bookie_Metts50Oct 16
Brewers fans, I know you’re shaking in your boots right now. Get ready for your season to be over
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The script was obvious
BuccoScript (@TheBuccoScript) profile pictureBuccoScript
@TheBuccoScriptSep 29
Why the Dodgers won’t 3-peat 1. The Dodgers are the poster child for MLB owners pushing a cap. A Dodgers 3-peat makes this case stronger. The players will conspire to ensure it doesn’t happen. 2. Baseball gods do not like the Pirates. Anything that could potentially benefit the Pirates will not happen. 3. The Dodgers are bitches
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This is just ridiculous behavior in the 2nd inning
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Andrew buys a ribeye but his dog eats it. Matt buys hot dogs and grills them perfectly. Matt had the better meal. The next day, Andrew buys another ribeye while Matt grills more hot dogs. Matt had the better meal yesterday so Andrew has no advantage today.
Honestly Jake (@Honestly_Jake) profile pictureHonestly Jake
@Honestly_JakeOct 15
The Brewers are gonna sweep the Big Bad ruining basebal Dodgers and then the owners are gonna argue we have to have a salary cap? Give it a break...
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Apparently an advantage only exists if it produces the desired outcome 100% of the time. Fascinating stuff here.
Dan Clark (@DanClarkSports) profile pictureDan Clark
@DanClarkSportsOct 14
Four clear examples in 2026 why a salary cap and salary floor isn't necessarily needed in MLB... • $347M - Mets (last) • $276M - Blue Jays (last) • $96M - Rays (ALCS) • $74M - Guardians (ALCS)
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The Dodgers are ASS
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This Day In Sports Clips (@TDISportsClips) profile pictureThis Day In Sports Clips
@TDISportsClipsOct 13
October 12, 1997: NLCD Game 5. Taking advantage of umpire Eric Gregg’s generous strike zone, Livan Hernandez throws a 15 strikeout complete game to lift the Marlins over the Braves 2-1.
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