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BREAKING NEWS LosAngeles: Former Vice President Kamala Harris announced that the riot has spread and arsonists have set on fire the McDonald’s where she previously had been employed.

BULLWORK ACTIVISM Prepare yourself for a contentious family Thanksgiving. Here are 10 talking points that will be helpful in how to deal with your conservative uncle who supports Israel!

The conflict currently in the Mid-East is disgraceful, but making it worse is the propaganda and outright lies used to justify Israel taking unethical actions. We at The Bulwork stand for truth and accuracy, and for this reason we stand with Palestine!

BULLWORK LEGAL A Utah former bakery owner is being sued by a trans activist. The plaintiff contends after a lengthy trans process they wanted a celebratory cake, expecting to be refused service. They seek damages over being denied the chance to sue the now closed business.

BULLWORK ENTERTAINMENT Currently the Hot-100 Chart: 1. Jason Aldean "Try That In A Small Town" 2. Morgan Wallen "Last Night" 3. Luke Combs "Fast Car" As a result @RollingStone is now spearheading a boycott of @Billboard Magazine charts which will no longer run in the magazine.

BULLWORK EXCLUSIVE We have learned that last week Marjory Taylor Greene submitted a new House Bill that actually dares to suggest Congress passes a law that would see the National Archives permit Donald Trump to affix his garish signature to the Declaration of Independence! 1/

BULLWORK PRIDE GLAAD spokesthem Nathan Drabin celebrates brands that continue the gay agenda going forward. "As we saw a decrease in corporate logo support in 2023 we need to note the brave companies that chose to retain their rainbow trademarks after Pride Month concluded!"

BULLWORK FLORIDA Nazis protested at Disney World and David Morse of the @SPLCenter sees a trend. “Last July we recorded 8 in a Tampa protest. In this clip we spot 9. This represents an alarming 12.5% rise in their ranks in just one year. Ron DeSantis fosters hate in his state.”

BULLWORK ACTIVISM “This corporate social posturing is not going to work! The National Weather Service does not actively support the trans community! We call for a boycott of the NWS, until it suspends its intolerant practice of dead-naming hurricanes! We WILL be recognized!

This jerkwater backwoods MAGA newspaper @TheRacineTimes is completely ignorant that @SpeakerMcCarthy hails from Bakersrsfield! He’s the very embodiment of what you are complaining about! He’s a California coastal elite, you simpletons!

BULLWORK NATIONAL Pres. Biden spoke about the latest train accident. “Look, it’s now obvious a spike in these derailments is all due to climate change. Heat makes the tracks swell and the cars don’t fit anymore. Congress needs to act. I’m not kidding. C’mon man - it’s science!”

BULLWORK SHOP Our shipment just arrived! Honoring Pres. Biden’s historic visit to Ukraine join our long-lasting support with our fashion coffee mugs. The national flag is paired with our Proud Schooner logo! PLUS proceeds support the children’s hospital in the city of Babruysk.

The White House Press Office confirms: They have been contacted by the University of Alabama and Nick Saban asking Joe Biden about overturning the result of the loss to Texas A&M. “We feel it is considered ‘Infrastructure’ for Alabama to have an undefeated season”, says Saban.

JVL Spots a Trend: The MAGA Cons think they hit on a concept. AT Kelly’s Bakery in Marin Country the owner refused to make a baby shower cake. “We are a very pro-choice business, and I just feel celebrating a birth goes against my personal values.” Her business is being sued 1/

Melania Trump was rightly scorned when she flew to a Texas hurricane in stilettos that could only be described as insensitive, tone-deaf, and HURTFUL. Jill Biden displays class, going for the heartfelt and selfless kitten heel. The victims in Florida will know they are cared for.

SUNDAY CORRECTIONS In a Thursday lifestyle piece we incorrectly stated in California the sticker price for a U-Haul truck exceeds that of a new Ferrari. We have come to learn we did so in error - it should have read “the rental price”. Our article has been updated appropriately.

BULLWORK GLOBAL The grace and power of Mikhail Gorbachev is seen by the experience with Pizza Hut. The Russian leader brought class and dignity to the brand in his homeland. Then when dealing with Donald Trump he embarrassed all, as he was incapable of eating a pizza correctly.

BULLWORK MEDIA After the jarring announcement of the cancellation of @ReliableSources and the firing of @BrianStelter, speculation has been rampant about where he will land next. We have confirmed that Brian has established a new portal for streaming content on @OnlyFans.

BULLWORK CULTURE When will the studios learn this is not the way to win an audience, with expired gender tropes?!