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Cali 🌹

@TheCaliander

🔞 switch vers OT8 truther - pls ask me about my phantom of the opera au - mdni HAVE AGE IN BIO - anti AI

 he/him 2001
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Joined November 2024
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LETS ALL LIVE
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I GOT IT!!!! PHASPSBSLWSBWPSBZOSBSDOABSKDSBKSJAZB
Cali 🌹 (@TheCaliander) profile pictureCali 🌹@TheCaliander16h
just got out of the meeting. I fumbled a bit but there is still hope. I should be getting a call back from them on the next 3 days WISH ME LUCK!!!!!!
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woke up from a nap and my cat was sleeping on the pillow.... is this what love feels like?
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🐰🐺 omega sex worker mnho who charges higher rates for his heat... he hates how dehumanizing it feels, to sell himself off like nothing more than a novelty toy at his most vulnerable time, but he can't survive without that extra money. the alpha who's bought his heat this time+
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this is how i practice for a hypothetical socmed au
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im so nervous graaaAAAHHHHHH lets all shit our pants guys ill start
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just got out of the meeting. I fumbled a bit but there is still hope. I should be getting a call back from them on the next 3 days WISH ME LUCK!!!!!!
Cali 🌹 (@TheCaliander) profile pictureCali 🌹@TheCalianderNov 12
guys is less than 24h ill give the most important presentation of my life so far pls wish me luck and tell me its gonna be fine (im about to throw my guts up)
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God please take chatgpt and give us ao3 back
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this is not a socmed au this happened i just cant prove it
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apoio: @likeavoIcano e ministério da cultura
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i miss opening ao3 to comments :(
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on the day ao3 comes back, it might crash again due to the intense user traffic to solve that, i think we should be responsible and log in little by little me first
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while I worry about my presentation, you guys can read about bnchn fucking after /their/ important pitch to investors
Cali 🌹 (@TheCaliander) profile pictureCali 🌹@TheCalianderMay 6
🐺/🐰🐽 modern au, non famous Chn who has cuteness aggression every time he hears Chngbn speak English (he eventually gets horny about it)
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here is the line i prepared: "dear mrs and mr investors, i am vewy smart, and my project is vewy important. will you please give me a bit of your money so i can do the science? please? thank you."
Cali 🌹 (@TheCaliander) profile pictureCali 🌹@TheCalianderNov 12
guys is less than 24h ill give the most important presentation of my life so far pls wish me luck and tell me its gonna be fine (im about to throw my guts up)
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guys is less than 24h ill give the most important presentation of my life so far pls wish me luck and tell me its gonna be fine (im about to throw my guts up)
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someone camboy au him NOW
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this will destroy me, wont it?
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@kchartsmasterNov 12
Stray Kids’ Lee Know will reportedly make his solo debut in early 2027. m.entertain.naver.com/home/a…
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oki, thanks. expect something about this in like, three years
Cali 🌹 (@TheCaliander) profile pictureCali 🌹@TheCalianderNov 11
okay guys, corpse bride au:
52%corpse jsvng / human mnho
48%corpse mnho / human jsvng
31 votes • Final results
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sappho🪞@prodby2minbinNov 11
haihai, as a thank you for 1k followers, im hosting a fic giveaway! i'll announce the winner on november 14th in the evening CET (i'll update the exact time during the day). afterwards i'll dm with the winner to discuss the plan for the fic! good luck everyone <3
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i cant write on ellipsus unless the theme color scheme matches the vibe of the story perfectly
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