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👹🔞❗️ First Nations 🪶 Gay 🌈 23 This is where I will shout my problems into the void Polyglot 🤓 ENTJ Socialist 🌹 Self proclaimed ‘bad guy'

Mitski’s Concert Venue
Joined January 2017
Sorry for my far left opinion, but every job should pay a living wage that allows people to actually live. If someone works at KFC, they should be able to pay their bills, meet their basic needs, and still save money, because that is what work is for.
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Petplay but you take me to the vet and have to pay a 1200$ medical bill because I swallowed the TV remote 🥴
Petplay but you leave me in a hot car for 4 hours while you gamble your life savings away at the casino
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Another Costco W
Costco is selling a $200 Thanksgiving feast with 30 pounds of food to feed eight people The massive turkey dinner is only available for pre-order until November 13
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You know what today might just be a ok 👌
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I’ve reached that point in life where I almost got killed on the freeway this morning and I didn’t really care, I was just gonna let it happen. The only reason it didn’t happen was because a different driver fixed their mistake.
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Me when I lie 🤥
With Super El Niño on the way, here's my OFFICIAL snowfall forecast for the 2026-2027 Winter! ❄️ ☃️
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My plans for the day
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can non binary people starts naming themself something cunty like this instead of Arson or Texas
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petplay but you take me to the vet and put me down
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Yeah because this is what "Safer communities ✅ Rock solid economy ✅" look like in Saskatchewan
Province is strong and steady amidst global uncertainty ✅ Affordability and health care investment ✅ Safer communities ✅ Rock solid economy ✅
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If this becomes true I am hate criming every single American that comes into my city.
2 years ago I correctly predicted the winner in every single state at the presidential level. With just a week left before Election Day, these are my predictions for the House, Senate, and Governor’s races.
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Pushing out the homeless encampment is lowk unethical in the way where they have nowhere else to go so they’ll just form another homeless encampment in a different park here in the city. Until @PremierScottMoe does something meaningful it’s an endless cycle for the unhoused.
A tense situation as people shout “We need more time” at the homeless encampment at Core Community Park. Police and fire are here as the encampment is dismantled. Streets are closed and a fence is going up @CJMENews #yqr
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Oh fuck we are NOT winning with any of these options
Canada is going to Eurovision 2027. It’s up to you to decide who takes the stage. Cast your vote by November 5. cbc.ca/eurovision
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Larp larp larp tahur
You act like I made up the title for myself. The FAA gave me a badge and several trained NASA astronauts who worked on my launch were responsible for calling me an "Astronaut". Yes I co-opted it, but that's far from the point. This was never about me wanting to feel special and be honored like the legacy astronauts who went through hell to get us to where we are now: where a random furry can fly to the edge of space. And I know people disagree with the dictionary definition of astronaut and many remember the outdated articles claiming that the "definition was changed", but I think that discussion is irrelevant and only used to put me down. And for what reason?
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White supremacists be like
This is my Ideal Immigration map.
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Não eleito & Não eleito Jr.
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Me if I was an uneducated Neo-Nazi
And the elections were totally rigged as the 2022 ones, man fuck this country, I'm moving to Paraguay.
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Day 1 of living in conservative BC
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Me if I chose the worst political parties in Canada
Only doing Canada because I'd rather kill myself than decide who to vote for in the United States
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missing someone that doesn’t give a fuck about me
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The ultimate woke agenda
North America is added to the site: europe-party-map.vercel.app. North America was more rushed, so it may not look as good as Europe, but I do plan to improve it and add more continents (also again, not how i'd actually vote, im showing what the parties look like on the map).
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