Coach Morgan Randall 🧢

After much consideration and deep thought, I think I know where we went wrong: If we had just let them eat the Tide Pods, none of this would be happening right now.

Thank god I can finally use the women’s bathroom in Walmart. #Elections2026

Im at that age where the heated seats in my car are more about soothing back pain than warming me up.

60% of the time it works 100% of the time…

We can’t all be built like @GQMagazine models. Some of us have to keep @Wawa in business.

Ladies, before you buy the Halloween costume just remember Cat Woman isn’t 350 lbs.

If robots are going to take human jobs, can we have them take the refs jobs first…

If illegals aren’t voting then why do they care if ICE is at the polling places?

We have Canada surrounded now…

I didn’t go to the coaches convention this year for the same reason I don’t go back to the mall I'd hang out as a kid. Foot Locker is gone and now it’s All Star Shoes. Orange Julius disappeared & in its place is “Fantastic Orange Drink & Pretzels.”

Amazed liberal women aren’t saying this too…