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Joined March 2011
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and you used to have to wear a jacket over your halloween costume because it used to be cold in october
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COWORKER: we need to find the root cause asap ME: *takes long drag* the root cause is that our processes are not robust enough to prevent a person from making this mistake COWORKER: amy please not right now
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If you have bad news, time to dump it now
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In honor of the final game on the SEC on CBS, Jordan-Hare will now take a 2 minutes and 30 seconds moment of silence
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That’s not true, your dad fought a war with the Vietnamese and one with a tumor, and God didn’t let him win either of them.
Israel is the only country in the world not allowed to win a war, apparently.
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American sports fans: De-fense! De-fense! British sports fans: All right lads, I’ve just worked up a song to the tune of Debussy’s Clair de Lune about an opposing player’s drunk driving charge, I’ll count us off:
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the government: we have aliens and alien space buses and that's scary us: ok but what's their healthcare system like
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