I review modern movies, and that's why I drink.

Scotland, United Kingdom
Joined July 2019
AAA game developers right now...
BREAKING: BioWare is shutting down and the next Mass Effect game is canceled, according to a new report. bit.ly/4iwUR0J
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Heading home from Japan today. What an awesome experience. Can't wait to return!
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Oh, no! What awful news. I sure hope more people don't cancel their TV license, forcing the BBC to lay off even more of their journalists...
🚨NEWS: The BBC has announced it is laying off another 100 journalists as it looks to save money as more and more people have stopped paying the license fee
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The Critical Drinker retweeted
Just gone live! PSYCHIC SAM volumes ONE, TWO and THREE can all be picked up on Kickstarter. From Johnny Romita Jr, Klaus Janson, Bill Crabtree and yours truly. The complete saga now available! Please RT! kickstarter.com/projects/sid…
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That sounds like the world's worst chat-up line.
The Shadow rises in Middle-earth. How would you like to rise with it?
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Shit man, I forgot this was even supposed to be a thing.
Taika Waititi says his “Star Wars” movie, which has been in development since 2020, has been put "on ice": “I hate to break this to you, but we’re going to actually put it on ice and we’re working on a different thing together... I don’t even know how to dress it up or make it even vague... It’s very iced. I’ve got about four other movies I’m trying to do,” he continued. “Ice ages do come to an end… Who knows?” variety.com/2026/film/news/t…
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Imagine being so utterly devoid of wonder, ambition and imagination that you can't comprehend the possibilities of flying cars.
Before praising the flying Tesla, ask yourself what problem it actually solves.
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It's not about education, is it?
Galeries Lafayette in Paris is being looted tonight. It’s the French equivalent of Harrods in London or Bergdorf Goodman in NYC
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The Critical Drinker retweeted
Hey @TeamYouTube , There's been a mistake. A video has been taken down for harassment when the video is about criticising the person actually saying the harassing statements as well as their many other controversies. Please fix this.
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The Critical Drinker retweeted
In one year, The Mummy: Book of the Dead opens. In theaters October 15, 2027.
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Made it to Busan. Didn't take the train there, though.
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Senshu Park in Akita. I compare this to public parks back in UK (trash everywhere, homeless junkies, used needles) and realise just how much better things could and should be.
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Somewhere in the Sea of Japan. Free booze. Don't send help.
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The Critical Drinker retweeted
Angry Joe quite literally believes and thinks like everyone he claims to hate but because he has to be seen as an "ally" he will always have to add caveats so the audience that doesn't truly care about him doesn't turn on him
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Anyone else remember the Jolly Roger's Cookbook that used to circulate on floppy disks back in the 90s? Sure, most of the stuff in it was useless, out of date or just straight up lethal, but damn, you felt like an absolute king when you got your hands on a copy.
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Guys, she just accidentally drew her gun, disengaged the safety, turned around, aimed and fired at him. Could have happened to anyone.
This is how Hal Jordan GREEN LANTERN is killed in the DCU. Close down DCStudios man. We done 😂🤣
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Hal Jordan is dead. Shot by a female cop who panicked. (tracks) Our hero John Stewart lets her walk.
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So glad I stopped watching this shit after three episodes.
Actual screenshot from Lanterns.
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