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Got seed words hidden in the stable? More secure than your bank and that's no fable...

Switzerland
Joined February 2022
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The Crypto Donkey retweeted
Coming to Manchester soon.
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really interesting
If you are wondering why Electrum does not create BIP39 seeds
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The Crypto Donkey retweeted
🚨 BITFEST 2026: THE NEW SITE IS LIVE! 🧵 The first speaker wave has landed. The initial 2026 event details are live. You can now explore the events, zones, tickets and everything announced so far. 📍 Manchester 🗓 19–22 Nov 2026 👉 bitfest.uk 1/4
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Riders, drivers, independent operators and parents coordinating shared, multi-stop pickups. Try the browser app, test real road routes, no-money journeys and privacy-first direct mode. Please test only with people you’re responsible for. ride.trotters.dev/about.html
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I've rebuilt Gopher so a hole doesn't die with one forgotten server. The bridge and publisher work over Gopher, Gemini, HTTP and the terminal. It needs people willing to run it, break it, review the document format and build another implementation. github.com/forgesworn/gopher…
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The fiat storm is raging… but a different horizon is calling. July 9–12 in Mallorca, the most intentional Bitcoin gathering in Europe returns: Mallorca Blockchain Days VIII. No giant halls. No badge scanners. No shitcoin spam. Just ~100 hand-picked people, raw conversations, dinners with the speakers, Mediterranean freedom, and a legendary catamaran day that turns strangers into lifelong allies. If you understand what Bitcoin really stands for: sovereignty, sound money, human liberty - this is your tribe. Tickets are deliberately limited. 👉 Grab yours now: mallorcablockchaindays.com
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The Crypto Donkey retweeted
@600billions (and of course Wu-Tang!👐) is for the children! 🧡
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Yo... @600billions You asked for it ... 🪄 THERE IT IS... This Afterparty of Day 1 @BTCPrague was not to miss! Many good bands, DJs and there was CAKE before you BAKE 💨🎂 Thx @Nind and all the rest of the team for this awesome night out ✌🏼🤞🏼
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If anyone is interested in the freedom tech I’m building and you’re at @BTCPrague give me a shout and we can chat
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The Crypto Donkey retweeted
Remember, the 11 June signal is carried by: 600bn 2140Music / 2140ART_ New Music Nudge Unit LNBits Satsback BitFest PepeVault / PEPEX Prague Music. Art. Lightning. Sats. Frogs. Graffiti. Memes. Prague is not an afterparty. It is the convergence point. 🟠
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Are you going to @BTCPrague this year? Checkout the special $600,000,000,000 level of my next game Pallasite - 600b.pallasite.app and get yourself a ticket for what is going to be an awesome party!
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First joke's free. After that, 21 sats. No signup, no API key - just Lightning. jokes.trotters.dev/
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Just shipped geohash-kit - a modern TypeScript geohash toolkit. - Zero dependencies - Encode, decode, distance, neighbours - Smart polygon coverage (multi-precision, not brute-force) - g-tag ladders & location-based REQ filters - 736 tests, input validation on every API Drop-in replacement for ngeohash, but built for 2026! github.com/TheCryptoDonkey/g… You can try it out here : thecryptodonkey.github.io/ge…
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