David Coram retweeted
Dear America,
Why don’t you use Thoughts and Prayers to protect your border
It’s what you use to protect your schools
Guys, “storage set” is so last year. Either own up and call it “a bag” or go all out and call it “a solution”.
My vote goes to doing a re-run of Christmas so separated parents get the chance to “the works” - that’s where the 35-50 brigade disappear to
In August, I stood by the Thames asking the moon to say happy birthday to my daughter. In December, she stood there with me and I cried.
So I’m on this and it’s way more exclusive than the honours list xitter.cf/i/moments/106992169278…
Seven months and seven grand later, we’re all back together again - and don’t pictures tell a thousand words.
David Coram retweeted
Who will deliver Jacob Rees Mogg’s letter of no confidence in May to Graham Brady?
64%His nanny
36%His butler
21,672 votes • Final resultsLittle Rabbit Foo Foo, I don’t like your attitude, gathering up the... um... @MichaelRosenYes where are the missing pages?
Any minute now, my son who I haven’t seen in over three months will walk through these gates. I think Finn knows...
























