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Let me tell you something bastard. Never forget who you are, the rest of the world will not. Wear it like armour and it can not be used to hurt you.

King's Landing
Joined November 2010
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I just entered to win a signed @FnaticFebiven jersey by watching Life of Legends: Episode 6! sdqk.me/hhuUF1Ex-u8Hhr44F/wi…
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@TheDemonMonkey about counting the times you wish it had ended that made me laugh.x
For those twats who say Fresher's Flu isn't real, try being me right now.
Well, I'm at University now. It's pretty daunting.
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The ending of the season 2 premire of House of Cards is perfection personified.
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I could fucking murder HSBC right now their bag of wank internet bank has fucked up on my and now it need to fucking reset the fucking thing
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@Jiimbo_Baggins @hmvtweets Forrest Gump. Really?
My sister just said that Sam Smith is better than Royal Blood. Don't make me fucking laugh.
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Also. I don't know why people are bitching about the new FREE U2 album.
Bojack Horseman is hilarious, highly recommend it. @aaronpaul_8 is great a comedy.
Tyrion Lannister retweeted
Give me sweet lies, and keep your bitter truths. -Tyrion Lannister #asoiaf
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