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TBH i'm just here to scoff while i read your tweets. Also checkout my linked website below for cool stories and more. Open for editorial collabs

Kenya
Joined November 2009
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Hakuna love Coachella do not destroy a steady relationship juu ya upus 😂
No way i find out my friend is being cheated on from this video 🤣🤣🤣
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Unafly aje kwa Musev ku experience Zakes? Must be a casual 😂😂😂
ingia pale uganda uone afrohouse scene. my homie even flew this weekend for a show huko.
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Hapo kwa MC nayo mumebant 😂😂
Having @ZakesBantwiniSA grooving to the Oontz I was sending, magical.
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DJ Shimza fired with immediate effect from Kunye Records but headlines Kunye Fest DJ Shimza, real name Ashley Kholofelo Raphala, headlined his Kunye Jozi XI event at Huddle Park in Johannesburg on Saturday night, 7 November, despite reports his removal as a director of Kunye Records over allegations of financial misconduct. Kunye Records and the Kunye music events are closely associated with the internationally acclaimed DJ. Kunye Records is the company at the centre of the corporate dispute, while Kunye Jozi XI is part of the music event series organised under the Kunye Together brand owned by Shimza. Shimza and his co-director, Jarrad Evan Treger, were removed from Kunye Records following an application by fellow shareholder Hannes Hoffmeister, who according to a report by Africa Daily, accused them of financial misconduct, unauthorised payments and conflicts of interest. Court papers detail allegations that Shimza failed to disclose his interest in Just Exists (Pty) Ltd, which received R752 000 from Kunye Records between 2022 and 2024. Other transactions involving his company, Shimuzic, were also questioned. Some of the payments mentioned by Hoffmeister included R300 000 on 31 July 2022 for sponsorship of SOL PTA in July 2022, R120 000 on 1 February 2023 for a Standard Bank sponsorship of a Kunye Johannesburg event, R300 000 on 3 March 2023 for a SOL/Heineken sponsorship of a Kunye Johannesburg event and R32 000 on 1 March 2023 for a KwaZulu-Natal sponsorship in April 2023. Hoffmeister further alleges on 2 April 2024, Strongbow paid Kunye R540 000 which was transferred to Just Exists the following day under the reference "Just Exist Refund", despite no refund being due and without board approval. He alleges that a separate payment of R185 000 was made by Kunye Records to DJ Shimza's entity Shimuzic on 1 August 2023, despite the transaction not having board approval and the expense not being related to supporting the company's events. Hoffmeister also said several payments were made to Shimza's personal tour manager, known as "Lets Push" or "Stuff" without board approval. Further payments were made to "Zito", identified as Shimza's personal photographer. He accuses Shimza of establishing two brands, U'R and Shimza & Friends, which competed directly with Kunye by targeting the same audience, booking similar artists and hosting events in other South African cities. The Companies Tribunal ruled on 20 August 2026 that Shimza and Treger be removed as directors of Kunye Records with immediate effect. However, Shimza and Treger have approached the Western Cape High Court to challenge the decision, arguing that they were not given a proper opportunity to respond to the allegations. Meanwhile, Saturday's Kunye Jozi XI event went ahead at Huddle Park, with Shimza on the line-up alongside international DJ Francis Mercier and South African house veteran DJ Kent. buzzlifenews.com
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Ata acha East African, I'm making an argument that we are the biggest destination for Afro-House in Africa outside of SA.
And we should never have to complain to DJs so they deliver “good” sets. Standards should always be tops- we are the only East African country to embrace Afrohouse In wallet and wholeheartedly
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I had to unlearn this too and teach myself to ask for what I want. Not everything is obvious; you have to verbalise your needs. Otherwise, you’re stuck waiting for someone to read your mind, and that eventually breeds resentment.
As a hyper independent girly (to a fault) I do not like asking for sht, it makes me uncomfortable. That’s why I like men who just DO. Don’t ask, just figure out what I need or want and DO IT
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I love when a relationship feels like a genuine friendship too. Of course, there's the kissing, cuddling and romance, but there's also the endless conversations, talking nonsense, laughing at the dumbest things and enjoying each other's company. That's the kind of love I want, where my partner is also my favourite person to do absolutely nothing with.
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And we should never have to complain to DJs so they deliver “good” sets. Standards should always be tops- we are the only East African country to embrace Afrohouse In wallet and wholeheartedly
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people underestimate how much damage repeated small disappointments can do
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having siblings really is the easiest way to notice how different people turn out even if raised under the exact same conditions 😭😭😭
Same genes,completely different personalities.🤣
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YES
does anyone else have the adhd where you feel calm in actual emergencies but overwhelmed by normal daily tasks
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Heheh… @Kurlycheeks and I did one night and vowed never again to attend any oontz event at Covo. Let’s not even talk about that horrible sound experience 😒
If you’re planning to come to the event at Covo. Please don’t 😭
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When he cheated on me and I crashed out on Instagram live with 40 viewers and i could hear my neighbor watching the live through the wall
Does anyone else have trauma that's objectively kind of funny
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I’ll be waiting on reviews za Anko with anticipation. Hata sina ubaya. I have zero expectations- neither good nor bad. I just want god- to- honest reviews come tomorrow
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Can’t teach this , gotta be in you
My boo surprised me with a wine tasting at home🥹💕💕💕I love this so much!!!!
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And yet they never warn us. Typical snake behavior.
Snakes can help predict earthquakes. They can sense a coming earthquake from 75 miles away, up to five days before it happens.
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I’m choosing A quick fast then najipanga
you have 8 envelopes in front of you. A. the date you die. B. your future net worth. C. the name of your soulmate. D. the people who betrayed you. E. the people who truly love you. F. your biggest regret in life. G. what happens after you die. H. the meaning of your life. you can only open one.
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Ever since I heard this song on the @DarqueCity playlist I’ve been hooked mamae 😓😓 💯>>> Shield feat. Sounds of Africa (Original) youtu.be/gofsWGvB5ag?si=kRNb… via @YouTube
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Looks uncomfortable AF
Saweetie understood the assignment in this look, I love the carriage. Only her could pull this off
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Whenever you have money and there’s something you really want to get and you think if you buy it you would go broke just so you know, weeks later, you wont have the money anymore neither the stuff you really wanted
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