Mr. Sandbag ✨

But filth has this way bout not dying; you just find it everywhere, even in your favorite places

Ain’t nothin but an old rotten egg not even worms would eat.

Roll with the dirt, become the filth under every shoe.

I’d be ashamed of my career if I could even muster up any self-respect to call it that.

My career as a professional wrestler is a train wreck of itself. Crash and burn and overkill. Rinse and repeat.

I have the patience of a motherfucker. 😬

Murray Christmas

I have no honor. Even worse, I have no money. 😬

I want a chihuahua. And I want to name him, “The Motherfucker”

I know how I’ll be spending my Christmas... Drunk. Under a bridge.

The only thing worse than being retired is this receding hairline.

I rolled over and died. Yeah. I’m dead.

I am Baba Yaga

I ought’a be one of ‘em street bums holding up signs at Freeway exits reading, “Help wanted! Lost my house in a fire” But since I caused the nasty fire, my sign reads “Fuck you, too!”

No better friend No worse enemy

The fuck

Somethings never change

#OOC I'll definitely be returning to Buenos Aires again. But for now, back to the routine – back to work. 💪🏻