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@TheEnglishSam
💀: hi it's me ana amari
💀: i need $800 to buy a plane ticket to canada
💀: you're powered up get in there
Sam retweeted
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I’ll add it to the list after the book you got me last year, ‘The Art of Clear Thinking.’
Sam retweeted
Our lives were a world apart, but Sam was a good man. A good father, most of the time -- though I suppose I can't exactly speak on the quality of a parent. I'm glad that Fareeha makes time for him over the holidays, and he for her.
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I think I will introduce Sam to Vivian. They both live in Canada and have so much in common! Like being a stickler for rules, thinking laws are made to protect the interests of the people, and how much they dislike me! They would be a perfect match!
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I don’t chat with Sam often because all he does is make corny jokes, talk hockey stats, and pine over the same woman he’s loved for decades. I do enough of that already.
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I really thought we were moving in a positive direction a few years ago when Sam and I had a few beers together, but it turned out that he was just trying to get me to admit on record to breaking the Petras Act...
Sam retweeted
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[A flung pen flies into his arm, welting it - but just a pinch.]












