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Britt Sanders 🧩 retweeted
Seattle should call Indy again see if they can trade for Steichen
Fluery concerns me. Has all season.
Britt Sanders 🧩 retweeted
Autistic guy at my CVS got really excited I was purchasing Almond Mounds. Apparently his favorite candy bar. He let me take it for free as “a tip” for being a great customer. I asked him if he would get in trouble for doing that and he’s like yeah they get mad at me for giving stuff away every day
Advertising AI as an easy tool to split utility is hilarious given it is faster to use a calculator and divide it yourself then type it all in.
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Amazon Rep: "I have applied a $15 promotional credit to your Amazon balance."
Customer: "I will be sending this message for every late box."
Lesson for Prime Members:
Amazon does not just sell products. They sell your own laziness back to you. Their reps are trained to offer a weak $5 credit first because they know 95% of Americans will just complain to their spouse instead of demanding the full monthly fee they are legally owed.
Stop treating Prime like a charity. Claim your late credits, link a second adult under Amazon Household to split your $139 fee in half, and cancel your Subscribe & Save the exact minute the first discounted box ships.
Stop quietly subsidizing a trillion-dollar algorithm.
Britt Sanders 🧩 retweeted
Looks like we were TOO quick to activate our FAIR PLAY™ MAX full-game protection 😅🚑
Don't worry though, we honor our word over here. The void still stands 🤝
Britt Sanders 🧩 retweeted
📊WR Matchups for Week 8 Fantasy Football
▪️QB, RB, TE are also in this thread▪️
Outside receivers (left chart) and slot receivers (right chart)
📌 Bookmark this post for Week 8 matchups
How to Interpret:
Emeka Egbuka's outside matchup vs. ATL this week is +6.4 PPR
After adjusting for outside WRs faced, ATL still allows 6.4 MORE fantasy points per game than expected
Britt Sanders 🧩 retweeted
Rest of Season Rankings & Trade Value Chart After Week 7 📊
Add up the player values to use this like a trade calculator
▪️Players not listed have a 1 value▪️
Tee Higgins and Colston Loveland 📈
🟥QB 🟦 RB 🟩 WR 🟨 TE
**Players to BUY**
|| Players to SELL ||
Britt Sanders 🧩 retweeted
Week 8 Waiver Wire Thoughts
AVOIDS ❌
Priority Adds ✅
Deep League Stashes 🤫
QB/TE/DST Streamers 📊
+ FAAB Suggestions 💰
Note: 49ers, Texans, Saints, Giants have Week 8 BYES
Time to dig in...
Britt Sanders 🧩 retweeted
Everyone loves to hype players up and highlight the good
I went through an exercise in the other direction
Here are some HARSH truths for Fantasy Football so far this season
Britt Sanders 🧩 retweeted
I’m choosing to believe Dan just didn’t know the etymology of percent (per centum) and explained it in the worst way possible
I can’t accept that an NFL player turned pro football analyst has no conception of what a 60% completion percentage means





















