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(fey-buh) I don't believe in opinions. Documentary filmmaker. Garbage tweets. #TeamTallahassee

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Joined April 2011
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Explosive plays: FSU, 104 UNC, 102 Lou, 90 WF, 81 Duke, 81 Cuse, 75 Mia, 75 Pitt, 75 GT, 70 Clem, 69 (not nice) NCSU, 67 VT, 65 UVA, 65 BC, 64 Expl plays allowed: Cuse, 48 FSU, 54 NCSU, 64 UVA, 66 Clem, 68 Pitt, 72 GT, 73 Mia, 73 Lville, 74 Duke, 74 WF, 77 VT, 78 BC, 81 UNC, 85
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You simply must admire the fact that Elon could do anything he wants every minute for the rest of his life, but instead he dutifully logs in every morning to get kicked in the dick and balls all day by his $44 billion group thread
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This is such a good look at the challenge of owning Twitter, with Elon cast not as the villain but the hapless idiot destined to fail at a job no one should want in the first place. theverge.com/2022/10/28/2342…
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We told you the end of the world would be fucking stupid, and here we are. Whoopity do. Please remember to eat arbys
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Between "$8 for a check mark" and the NFT fad it's amazing how many tech dudes seem convinced that everyday people will pay actual money for arbitrary symbols of imaginary status.
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Middle Tennessee assumed victory formation against them boys. I don’t wanna hear shit ever again.
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Are you not entertained?!?
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Anthony Richardson has zero touchdown passes and four interceptions in three games.
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Today’s pay for play losses: $1.5M: What Texas A&M paid Appalachian State to play them. They lost 17-14. $1.423M: What Nebraska paid Georgia Southern to play them. They lost 45-42. $1.25M: What Notre Dame paid Marshall to play them. They lost 26-21.
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Cris Collinsworth sounding like a waffle house waitress
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Great photo of Bears’ QB Justin Fields and his teammates splashing and celebrating their opening-day win over the 49ers from @briancassella of the Chicago Tribune.
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Punt at your own risk
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Dear Trumpers, Trump picked the FBI director that raided his home. Ok bye.
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It was really kind of Ron DeSantis to offer so much support for the FBI raid on Mar A Lago. Clearly had to know about it and stayed silent for the good of America.
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Miami: “Why does the SEC want Florida State but not me” The SEC: nitter.gq/jtylerconway/status/14…
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Men will literally just sit around and tweet our random realignment rumors instead of going to therapy.
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I don’t know, man, maybe some dudes from the 1700s who owned people and would be mystified by the sight of a dishwasher weren’t right about everything in perpetuity
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Banning Nancy Pelosi because of her political stances makes the Catholic Church a political organization. Tax them.
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From the moment of fertilization. No exceptions for rape and incest. May not travel to another state. Jailing doctors and mothers. Punishing moms for a miscarriage. This is medieval policy. Anyone telling you to chill is not paying attention, doesn’t care, or likes this stuff.
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