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Who else is NOT ashamed to admit how good GOD has been to them.🖐🏽🤔

Dear guys, if you ain't dating her stop commenting "My love, Bae"on her tweets. Allow her future hubby to locate her in peace🙄

Taitomwa doro ne girlfriend yako nezuro but handisi kuziva kuti akazoenda nani pa team rangu😏

Everyone is your friend until you ask for your money they owe you!🥺

You buy a car and people start gossiping saying you don't have a house but you bought a car "mxm did you ever see anyone overtake using a dinning room.🙄

Sleepover doesn't mean you are now his wife please stop greeting his neighbours.🙃

80% of guys on twitter who post pictures wearing suits and writing inspirational quotes are conmen.🥱

Dear future kids i will take care of your maths homework from ECD to grade 3, your lovely Mom will continue from there.🙃

Your problems must not arrive at someone's pay day, that kind of witchcraft must end.😒

In Zim, uploading a nice photo brings back lost contacts.🥱

The disappointment of dressing to kill only to realise your crush didn't come to church.😩

Busy asking me what i do for a living. Do you think being a Zimbabwean is a small job. I do Zimbabwean.🥱

I read comments for a living!!

Stop sleeping with people you can't walk with in public!🥱

You cannot leave a church WhatsApp group easily? Try leaving and a sister will just inbox you like "Bro ,Why have you left the Lord” 🤦‍♂️

I just heard someone say "iPhone Laptop" I won't mention where he comes from because people from Masvingo will think I hate them.🙆‍♀️

Don't forget to pray today, because God didn't forget to wake you up this morning.🙏

Can't wait to delay my children after church while i speak to everybody.☺️

I don't know who needs to hear this but Isaiah 60:22 says "When the time is right, i the Lord, will make it happen". So relax🙏

Texting in full won't kill you, stop making us read nonsense.🚮