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Author,football commentator,writer,wife, mum of 5,doula. Arsenal Collector (Shirts/Shorts/Socks and more!) Co-Owner of BIRCH MERCH. On FB with 18k+ followers.

England, United Kingdom
Joined January 2018
3 years ago we played Bournemouth and Emi was only 5 months old! She's a lucky girl: born on a day we beat Spurs, her face is on the Emirates Stadium wall, attended her first match as a baby and her wardrobe is full of Arsenal mini kits πŸ”΄βšͺ #ARSBOU #ArsenalFamily #COYG
Let's go, Gunners! We need two more! Still got time to do it! Mikel Arteta's red and white Army! πŸ”΄βšͺ #ARSBOU #AFC #EPL
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Cheers! πŸ‘ŒπŸ”₯πŸ”΄βšͺ Set Piece FC ole, ole! #ARSBAY #UCL
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King of Brazil, Gabriel, putting his crown jewels at risk trying to score from a set piece is another level of dedication and commitment πŸ˜… #ARSCRY #COYG #SetPieceFC
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In love with Arsenal Socks! πŸ˜πŸ”΄βšͺ #NewProfilePic
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Very honoured to feature in @AFCProgramme with my @Arsenal socks collection! Absolutely perfect day yesterday! Now hoping that Thierry Henry reads my article and gets back to me! πŸ™πŸ˜ŽπŸ˜‚ #COYG
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My very special Arsenal Socks Collection! πŸ˜πŸ‘Œ Massive thanks @Arsenal and @AFCProgramme ❀
Its windy and chilly today so don't forget to put an extra pair of lucky socks on today 🧦 If you need inspiration on what pair to wear then just check out the @AFCProgramme today πŸ“• #MyCollection
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Really looking forward to add these beauties to my Arsenal shirt collection ❀πŸ”₯ Season 2025/26 home kit is out and looks amazing! #AFC #Arsenal #NewHomeKit
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Roses are red Violets are blue Shitty Spurs nil And Fulham big TWO 🀣 Tottenham get battered everywhere they go, everywhere they gooooooooo πŸ€£πŸ‘ŒπŸŽΆπŸŽΆ #LondonIsRedBitches #FULTOT #ARSCFC #COYG πŸ”΄
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Bukayo Saka!!!! GOOOOOOOOAL #ARSLIV #COYG Mug from @BirchMerch2023 ❀
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Absolutely gutted, Heartbroken. Devastated. So proud of the lads yet so upset the result. We could and should have won it tonight. 😭
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Today is the day!πŸ™ Arteta is going to beat Pep. πŸ’ͺ #MCIARS #COYG
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One nil to The Arsenal! πŸ€«πŸ” #FOYS #TOTARS New sliders from @BirchMerch2023 ❀
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What a beauty we have made 😍 Available to order from birchmerch.co.uk
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Mikel #Arteta becomes the fastest manager in Arsenal’s history to win 100 Premier League games! πŸ’Ž #TOTARS Magnet from @BirchMerch2023
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We did it!!! LONDON IS RED!!! #TOTARS
Chickens getting roasted β€πŸ‘Œ The Mighty Arsenal are giving us a show to remember! #TOTARS #COYG #FOYS #LondonDerby Keyrings and magnet from @BirchMerch2023 birchmerch.co.uk
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Chickens getting roasted β€πŸ‘Œ The Mighty Arsenal are giving us a show to remember! #TOTARS #COYG #FOYS #LondonDerby Keyrings and magnet from @BirchMerch2023 birchmerch.co.uk
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King Havertz fridge magnet from @BirchMerch2023 , only Β£2 plus UK postage! πŸ‘Œ
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5 nil and 20 mins to go? Ahh, it's only Chelsea 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣 #ARSvsCHE
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