Did you hear about the SMART IDIOT who got caught stealing opioids from the hospital?
Turns out, he was a real OXY-MORON!
Greg Sego retweeted
I tried deleting this app, I really did. But the serenity, peace and calm I felt without it was foreign and unwanted
Baseball is the thinking man's sport.
Football is the drinking man's sport.
Foxy Boxing is the kinking man's sport.
Does that make sense?
Celebrating the 30th anniversary of Super Mario 64 by throwing concentrated fireballs at turtles and jumping head first up into brick ceilings.














