GrumpyTurtle

This is the saddest dum dum I've ever done seen.

It's amazing how many Pikachus you collect when your kid buys just a couple Pokémon sets

Needs more Tim Follin! youtu.be/WiEjeKk7QjU

My son has been watching a ton of Pokémon, and my big question is, what the fuck are these character designs?

I too love having a big fat pole hanging in front of my face anytime I sit on my couch. A shame there's just no option for holding ipads.

The only winter/Christmas song I approve of. youtu.be/rBgs_BplgI8

It's all Pokémon all the time for my four year old. Playdoh? Making Pokémon . Legos? Building Pokémon. Music? Pokémon songs. TV shows? Watching Pokémon. Drawing? Sketching Pokémon.

Pretty cool that the Bradford Exchange, a company that when I was growing up sold tacky shit to old people, is now coming after my generation. Because now we're the olds.

My wife tried to convince me this is a thing people say. Pretty sure she's trying to gaslight me.

"My kid keeps staring at that Tinker Bell ornament and I just can't figure out why."

My son picked out this Target exclusive Paw Patrol set. I was wondering why it was inside a sealed box when everything else you can see via blister packs or open boxes. Turns out it's mostly made of flimsy cardboard. Awesome. Can't wait for this to get slightly damp and destroyed