Asst. AD for Non-Compliance, Protect Trans Kids University. Maple influencer. DBA IRL @ThatJBF. Words @BostonReview, @decider, etc.
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/Garth produces the leftover churros he'd hidden from the kids, offers you one with a conspiratorial wink as he cranks Sk8er Boi.
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Be forewarned! There will be a Big Chief Monk Boudreaux street at Magnolia and Valence soon! Thank you to @jpmorrell, @lesliharris, and their staffs for making this happen. Won’t bow down Don’t know how! #neworleans #mardigrasindians #blackmaskingindians #wontbowdowndontknowhow
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My daughter is a grad student at Columbia and I am coming to realize that one of my final major parenting duties will be to help her brainstorm how to explain this 6 year gap on her resume.
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Republican White women cheered as Trump vowed to kill DEI—then realized they benefited the most from diversity initiatives. But they’re still all in on the ban. Self-sabotage in real time.
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baby's first polemic!
for @mid_theory's forum on the gaze, i wrote about why i object to the term "female gaze" — take a LOOK 👁️ mid-theory.com/2025/02/05/ag…
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Up to this point, this account has only posted Norm's SNL jokes from Weekend Update. But today, I'm going to break the pattern in honor of one of Norm's best friends, the late, great Bob Uecker. So here's the famous moment where Norm tells his Bob Uecker story on The Late Show with David Letterman.
You've probably already seen this clip before, but I thought it would be fun to write it out in picture form for you.
Enjoy!
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This bougie seafood spot in ATL is serving frybread?! Cc @rez_devil – at Atlanta, GA
Cross posting this over here so @rez_devil will see it
Elf on the Shelf is great for monitoring your kids inside the house. When they are in the yard, however, you will need:
I can’t think of a match up and a venue with stronger LinkedIn vibes
🚨IT’S OFFICIAL🚨@UConnFootball will face @UNCFootball in the @FenwayBowl
#BowlSeason #CFB #CollegeFootball #GoHeels #UNC #CTFootball #HuskyRecap #uconnfb #UConn
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Bama's nonconference opponents this year ranked 67th, 77th and 80th in SP+ (plus an FCS team). The three SEC teams that made it all had at least one top-60 non-con opponent.
Disappointed with the outcome and felt we were one of the 12 best teams in the country. We had an extremely challenging schedule and recognize there were two games in particular that we did not perform as well as we should have.
We have said that we would need to see how strength of schedule would be evaluated by the CFP. With this outcome, we will need to asses how many P4 non-conference games make sense in the future to put us in the best position to participate in the CFP. That is not good for college football.
With that said, we do not need to hang our heads and now need to finish this season strong. We have a great group of young men who have led us with Coach DeBoer through the last year and we look forward to our opportunity in the @ReliaQuestBowl. #RollTide 🏈
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As a Georgia fan, I for one think Alabama has very valid complaints and rather than just threaten to never schedule any real out of conference games, they should go full heel and boycott the entire sport. Take a season off and really show em what they’ve done
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Tom Brady, the original manufacturer of consent for the MAGA hat, having to say Howard Zinn reader Mack Hollins has “positive juice”? Yeah, delicious.
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It just hit me that there is one guy we know for sure who said he could kill somebody on the streets of New York and get away with it
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A couple years ago I went back and read through all of the Garfield comics again in chronological order. As I went along, I screencapped some of the funniest/weirdest/most interesting out of context panels. Some of these are cropped, but none of them are edited.
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