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Just a guy talking sports.

Springboro, Ohio
Joined August 2009
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Future POTUS!
directly into my veins why has it taken a decade for people to realize this and/or say it THIS plainly
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Pete Hegseth wanted people to watch a public execution, well they're seeing it tonight.
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WHOLE TIMELINE IS SHITTING ON MAGA. THIS IS WHY WE STAY ON TWITTER. I'VE WAITED 10 YEARS FOR THIS NIGHT. PLEASE AMERICA VOTE AND END THIS FUCKING NIGHTMARE.
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Had a trip to meet his idol on the line and he really went 0-12 in the World Series
Taylor Walls did the Trump "Fight! Fight!" after this double
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This is like the Dave Chappelle skit where he doesn’t know he’s black
Ramaswamy: Look at what's happening in Dearborn, Michigan. We're not going to let that come to our state of Ohio.
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God damn, boomers.
I’m not kidding, being this fucking stupid should be against the law. This shit would make Jesus Christ cringe.
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Sacks today Boye Mafe: 2 Trey Hendrickson: 0
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Auburn gets robbed by replay and LSU cashes in the free possession.
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Alabama is so fucking back.
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Referees after seeing Western Michigan about to beat Michigan in The Big House
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Dabo swinney crying about LSU potentially using NFL players just for lane kiffin to hang 50 on Clemson with 0 of those players is diabolical work lmao
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The Dabo Swinney Clemson era is over. ESPN is interviewing the LSU male cheerleaders who are struggling to complete all of the pushups for points scored.
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Everyone with 2 working eyeballs saw that clock hit :00. Embarrassment in Ann Arbor tonight.
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Been a long time since I have rooted for a non-UK team as much as I did Miami (OH) tonight That was fun
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We live in a world where the non high major has to “validate” that they belong & when they don’t, they get criticized for being included. Miami’s showing they didn’t belong — in the First Four. Deserved to be playing for first time Thursday or Friday. All good: MAC makes more $!
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Could you imagine being one of *those people* who cried about hating Miami bc they hate fun Result of the game is irrelevant - all of them were dead wrong & they should feel really dumb about it
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Keep the First Four in Dayton forever.
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Sure, but how many Quad 2 wins do you have …
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