Welcome to: Foreign Policy - How NOT to Huff Weapons-Grade Retardium 101. First exercise: a stranger on the internet says something not nice about another country that makes your fee-fees hurt in their no-no places. Ask yourself the following questions before you reply, and if you cannot answer them, maybe try shutting the fuck up and reading a book. Ready? Okay! Question 1: Can I point to this country on a map of the earth/land (Geo-gē) Question 2: Do I know anything about the form of governance, military culture, polity, economy, structure, infrastructure, superstructure or natural resource and asset management methodologies of this State? (Poli-Polis) Question 3: Do I know what the history, environment, and relations -military, statecraft, tradecraft, etc.-and operant agency/capacity the entity in question is shaped by and can make for trusted relations (Tics-Ics) Question 4: Do I think 'Trust' or 'Ally' means friend? You're retarded and hopeless, leave now or go read a book immediately. Translated to its oldest base root Geopolitics is loosely "the matters of the citadel, as shaped by the earth it stands on." Last Question: Where can I go to learn new things | Do I even care? [The second is fine, it isn't for everyone and its real work to keep up with, this barely scratches the surface]. So, when you see words like 'Sanctions' go to Treasury.gov ; or 'Treaty' go to State.gov; or 'War' go to War.gov; or if you see 'Tariff' go to Trade.Gov. Foreign State Actor? Start with OFAC, TIF, BFT and UCC basic reports. There are over 192 recognized countries; a dozen unrecognized; hundreds of territorial and protectorate varieties and non-state actors in the world, including trade organizations. IF YOU FAILED THOSE QUESTIONS AND YOU CANNOT BE FUCKED TO LEARN THE BASICS: Kindly shut the whole fuck up and go argue about literally anything else. Hopefully this helps you be less cripplingly retarded in new and ever more horrible ways every day. - Goose

Ugh dammit this happens every election year. THIS IS A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT TO ALL CAMPAIGN DONORS, SHELL CORPORATION OWNERS, FOREIGN INVESTORS AND GENERAL POLITICAL OFFICIAL PUPPET-CLASS PURCHASING PARTIES: Please seek out the respective Chiefs of Staff for your contracted congressional officials and political charges by chamber as well as your directors, advisors, and media personnel for the programmed appraisal and repairing of their nepo-baby-staff and automated routing systems; as happens every election cycle the legislative body has begun parroting half-assed propaganda with visibly minimal effort and have managed once again to lock themselves into a mass-dissemination degradation loop that is clogging the internet, media and day-to-day standard operating frequencies and societal constructs necessary to maintain both perceived reality and illusory divisions. This is likely due to geriatric dementia; too many substances over-indulged; or general density and subversive retardation. We ask that you please remain patient for your purchased legal tokens to buffer during this difficult time and encourage you all to take more hands-on approaches to rectify this recurring bug. Perhaps selecting the newer models and phraseological shapes offered through the electoral college. Thank you for your continued investment in globalization and modernity.

hey @elonmusk can you see which AI these political officials are using to automate their accounts from there? Or do you think that nepo-baby staffer money was too good to pass up in an election year?

Can we normalize calling out a State on the global stage for being a piece of shit without quantifying it against whatever non-state-actor or State is actively combating it? Or at least limit those conversations to people who can POINT TO THEM ON A FUCKING MAP PLEASE?

I have to ask @USSpaceForce your anthem ... how did that pass muster and which drugs were involved when it did? Or was it a 'nepo-baby pressure' type of situation? Always happy to have y'all working hard for the American people. My condolences for your theme song.

Remember when all the brain-dead fucktards thought we were 'running out of missiles' and that meant we were vulnerable? Motherfuckers its 2026. You just cried about us running out of black powder for our antique muskets when there are UAVs right there. @ENERGY can you wheel out some of the decades-old-weapons that've been gathering dust in the storehouses just to remind these idiots that us carrying less publicly advanced materials to match the rest of the world is a rest of the world problem? It's hard to play nice when the weakest thing you have to work with can burn the ocean's surface hotter than Greek fire if the remedial toys run out of stock.

Hey @SteveScalise @RepJeffries @LeaderJohnThune @SenSchumer all of your AWOL colleagues aside (in nursing homes or institutions or whatever without telling anyone) and the race to see which geriatrics on each side of the isle can die in office of old age faster and hoard more taxpayer moneys like shitty Temu dragons (I get it-comes with the job, whatever): serious question for all 535 of y'all; @CISAgov @NSAGov @ENERGY and all the other biggies idk, Cyber Command and Strategic Command and even Vault Co. and whatnot would (I assume) like to avoid another SolarWinds incident or breach by retards on discord or whatever else DODEI can't work their containment Ooga-Boogary on (love your work by the way guys): Why did you sell out our national security for your European and Non-State-Actor foreign backers in a series of bipartisan bill passages last year, and why haven't you stopped ruining the chain of command and pissing in SCOTUS's face? It's very rude. I get y'all made it legal to take foreign bribes, crippled the senate with 12A and traded out impeachment for expulsion then give yourselves a bunch of power that's SUPER unconstitutional by EVERY standard [regardless of which one] and have generally become the most expensive nursing home gossip-rag-esque puppet class in the world-up to and including putting catheters in during filibustering-but you do realize fucking over our national sovereignty is going to damage the money laundered through Europe to pay for your vacation homes in the Pacific right? Reminiscent of when Louisianan officials stole all that money from the people of New Orleans and then decided to pull from the Levees and Pumps too ... what's the point of getting away with embezzling millions of dollars if you're going to perish in a flood because of your greedy asses and take the innocent down with you anyway? Literally just take your bullshit back-room cut from the lobbyist rotational ordering you legalized, leave ENOUGH MONEY FOR THE INFRUSTRUCTURE TO ACTUALLY HOLD AROUND YOU then finish out your doll house public masterdebationary offices and retire after two terms, three tops, without hurting the people directly (at least). Military capability, internal mobility and classification management are literally, LITERALLY YOUR PUMPS AND LEVEES ON A NATIONAL-SECURITY, GLOBAL-STAGE LEVEL. Corruption is inevitable at this point ... At least be less retarded about it. We get a heads up if one of you gets new cumbrellas and a moral grandstanding about it but not a damn thing when all 535 of y'all go quiet on them NDAAs. Overreach.info

Coders seem to suck at training things that know more than they do. Maybe sit down and make way for someone who bothers to just ask the damn thing how to ask it questions properly you fucking retards.

Europe is not a continent. EURASIA IS. The Aussies keep having the same problem.

Jesus was Asian. Judea is in Asia. Read a map.