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Jane New

@TheJaneNew

๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ Writer, comedian, & (former) escort. All jokes are my own! (With inspiration from Dorothy Parker & Terry Pratchett.) Published by @cpbooks

 Hobart, Tasmania, Australia
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Joined April 2016
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I'm 69, and no way! Someone told me the other day I had the arse of a 30 year old - which is great until she decides she wants it back! โ€“ at Tasmania, Australia
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Damn, I'm too tall! Plus I'm in another country - but grateful for that...
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Hit him up b*tches. ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Has this person ever looked into the eyes of people on their way home on their daily commute? Millions of them! Why pick on SWs? (And you order your Uber before you leave, so it's waiting for you when you get outside.)
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OK twitter-sphere, let us see how far is our reach. I have started writing a series of books, aiming at bringing high science to primary school aged kids. Looking for an illustrator of either children's books, or a science illustrator prepared to go the distance. Know anyone? ๐Ÿ™‚
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This is a true fact ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ
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English is a strange language. It's a pity that the word for a person who sews is identical to the word for a pipe that carries sewerage.
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As a writer, a pet hate is the word "gifted". "Gift" is a noun, the verb is "give". I really don't see why we need a verb derived from a noun derived from a verb.
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I just want someone to feed me baked goods while they go down on me, is that so much to ask? Just a little light multitasking. A reasonable request right?
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Once they know you're onto them, they will back down. You'll probably cop some flack first though.
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Extremely deviant sex toy!
Kiwi_Import (@73kiwiimport) profile pictureKiwi_Import@73kiwiimport2 Jan 2023
Does anyone know what this thing is? Mrs Kiwi found it in one of the kitchen cupboards and we have no idea what it is! ๐Ÿคฃ
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It's #NewYearsDay2023, so I guess I should run a bath. Can't believe it's been a year already!๐Ÿ˜
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Time we updated the lyrics to songs that justify violence against women. Or anyone, for that matter.
Eileen Kiffin. (@KiffinEileen) profile pictureEileen Kiffin.@KiffinEileen31 Dec 2022
Damn it, the NZ Army band is playing Delilah at the tattoo I hate that song and itโ€™s violence to women
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Remember : Having sex on a regular basis keeps your memory alive. Wishing you all a wonderful Happy New Year and a great 2016. ๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽ†
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Happy New Year my friends.
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If I wrote down all my favourite one person recipes, would anyone be interested in reading them? I appreciate that cooking for one can be difficult & is often uninspiring. Made myself banana pancakes this morning.
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Tasmanian swimwear. (Because the water is still 8 degrees celsius in December.)
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