To pull my ribs apart and let the sun inside.

Joined July 2011
What an absolute legend. I truly cackled at this. 🤣
Replying to @TheJappleton
Oh, Jaimie, I thought that was you I saw in the audience. Andrea said, 'Harvey, isn't that Jaimie?', but I wasn't sure until now. xoxoox
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This man explains D&D to me better than anyone else I’ve ever asked…
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folks, I’ve figured out why he looks so familiar
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me at a restaurant acting like i didn’t google the menu 3 days ago
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do Australians say lmaour
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LMAO he was feeling until he fell😭😭
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this is in 5 parts and i’ve been watching & waiting for the next part to drop like a series on apple tv. part 1:
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Why would I spend $5 on a bag of apples at the store when I can wear warm fall clothes in 88° weather and pay $56 for our family to pick them ourselves.
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my addiction to buying things i don’t need started at the school book fair
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When I was young, this was the only queer relationship on TV
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I’m at a terrible age where I’m young enough to know what is in fashion but old enough to be like “I’m not gonna wear that.”
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THE FIRST EVER FACE REVEAL ON DRAG RACE !!! BLACK PEPPA IS GONNA EATTT 🔥 #DragRaceUK
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inshallah they find him
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Never forget to test your logotype designs upside down
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The unintended design choice in question caught the company RavPower by surprise in 2016. They immediately changed the logo to a capital R and future production runs no longer have the flawed logo design. It goes viral every once in a while, bringing back questions. vice.com/en/article/pgk…
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From the dog’s medical chart:
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Run in opposite directions to see who your dog loves more.. 😅 xitter.cf/buitengebieden/status/…
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It's perfect
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The world's first trombone rhythm game is instantly a GOTY contender. And no, I'm not kidding. Turn up the volume and hear Beethoven like you've never heard it before. trib.al/pFwvN8z
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nothing will ever be this funny are you kidding me
The world's first trombone rhythm game is instantly a GOTY contender. And no, I'm not kidding. Turn up the volume and hear Beethoven like you've never heard it before. trib.al/pFwvN8z
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