The 'Jason Bourne of Uselessness', and as close/personal a friend to @leonard_mcclane as Clark Kent was to Superman. THE YIPPEE KI-YAY PRINCIPLE is on sale now.
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"This is the best Statham movie we've had in a very long time and it still isn't that good. It just accentuates what little offerings it has by sitting tight at 90 minutes and exiting sense to make room for propulsion."
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Back in my paid writing days I did a bit on the decline of 24 and I wrote "... the majesty of The Jack Bauer Power Hour is no more" and the folk in the comments section treated me like a Golden God for a day for coining that term. Oh, the noughties were a very weird era.
As an ex-copper in that borough during that time, let me tell you - EVERYONE knew. Walliams. Wright. Brand. EVERYONE.
Crazy rebrand. I lived in Camden in the 00s and everyone knew what he was really like mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-n…
Brand hired a fraud/contract law specialist for his rape defence... the same fella who spearheaded Walliams' BGT pay-out after "C**tgate". Their entire plan was "attack the victims for not acting like 'typical' victims". You tend not to see this type of 'genius' so much anymore.
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We asked Kevin Pollak about the CRAZIEST actor he’s ever worked with… and it led to an absolutely all-timer of a story 😂
Rip, Torn plays himself in Dodgeball
Catch Kevin as Special Agent Musso on Tulsa King — the ruthless FBI agent who’s been making life hell for Stallone’s Dwight since Season 3. Season 4 of 'Tulsa King' is out now on Paramount+!
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Jonathan Ross has long been considered one of the most odious, horrible and difficult egotists in British TV. And there's definitely a lot to be said for his friendships with the likes of Walliams and Brand. But 40 years without any female making a complaint? Inference OVERRULED!
You know, absolute shit like this - from the VACATION remake thieving opener through to the reveal Ben Schwartz is in it - really does push the question as to why we ever allowed Cameron Diaz to be a 'thing', let alone go near comedy. Fuck this thing.
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Here's the thing I've heard - The press went for David Walliams 4 years ago, he put his lawyers on them and they backed down (the judge's summation this time ostensibly confirms this). So what changed between now and then? More victims! And younger too! Think about that...
"There's car chases in this movie that are ace and deserve to be 'in the conversation' - and are reflective of Armstrong having once run THE best stunt unit in Hollywood!"
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"Went back to this so my wife could have her first go-around with it, and delighted in watching her go from highly cynical to completely hooked in under 10 minutes."
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I mean, he's kind of got to kill himself now hasn't he otherwise it'll look like he's full of shit about what he'll do if stories get published...
Celebrity loses injunction bid but will stay anonymous pending appeal bbc.in/48sb5m6
"Is it good? Not particularly per se. But it's the best goddamn 'ex soldier turned priest renounces his faith and goes after the terrorists who killed his family' movie starring the most problematic half of The Dukes of Hazzard that you're likely to see!"
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"... That disc space in their new Enter The Video Store boxset could've gone to a NIGHT OF THE RUNNING MAN restoration."
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The professional assassination of the odious Walliams bit by bit, bite by bite, is something I'm absolutely here for. Like, "We can't legally say [yet] what we want to so we'll just do all of the post-revelation stuff we'd have to do anyway!"
Alton Towers closes World of David Walliams bbc.in/4sXvGIF
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30 North East police officers banned in just 12 months as record numbers placed on 'barred list'
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