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🚨LETS GET THIS DREAD🚨 Hey, I wrote about You Can See Everything "Most of this movie is Elizabeth Holmes staring through Nathan Fielder, trying to convince him how excited she is to meet Santa Claus this Christmas, despite Nathan’s best efforts to explain the impossibility of Santa hitting every house in one night—“what about the ones without chimneys?”—Lizzy Holmes nods, waits for him to finish, and whispers “I just can’t wait for Santa”.

10 Thoughts On The Knicks Starting The Season 0-3 1. Feels early to smash the James Wiseman button 7 minutes in the team’s 111-102 loss to the Orlando Magic over the weekend—0-for-5 from the field, 1 turnover: 0 assists, 2 fouls, -5, 3rd-worst plus-minus on the team. If Mike Brown’s running tryouts, then everyone else posted comfy in chairs, music’s stopped, James Wiseman’s out. And that’s not even to say James Wiseman should be off the roster. The Knicks are the defending champions—each Eastern Conference team lining up their best KO blows when the Blue and Orange roll into town. Maybe the Knicks need to be throwing some counter strikes to remind all the teams they SWEPT INTO DUST—like, the other day—who they are. Perhaps the Wiseman developmental minutes are rescheduled until the Knicks are above .500, like the defending champs ought to be.

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