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40+ Year Pro Wrestling Fan. Two time "Funny or Die" Award Winner. Magnificent Bastard. Victim of Circumstance. Bad Faith Grifter. Friendly Neighborhood Cynic.

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Dave, when did you decide to respond to everybody in the known world by writing a half a trillion words in defending AEW when all we had to say is that it's a billionaire's vanity project with the silliest, fakest-looking wrestling in TV history whether it makes $1 or a billion?
Brian, please tell me when you first said that AEW was going to get a deal worth more than half a billion and thus became a huge success in the sports world. When did you first cover the most successful drawing promotion to casuals and hardcores in a market and learn what works to such an audience? What did you say and learn from the largest TV audience per cap by far in 2026,which you may not even know today for all we know? You made fun of me for reporting and explaining demo numbers and then instead of learning, thus were blindsided by the 0's in the next deals. You've spent years on this, but looking back, you've missed almost every major business story and every trend in and out of the ring. Because of that you have to make it personal because your track record on modern business has been so far off.
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Randy Orton stood just far enough from a group of Saudi children so they couldn't touch him. They reached w/their whole lives but couldn't touch the legend killer. All the while he was staring them down like he wanted to punt every one of them. Heel Randy is committing to the bit
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There’s a time & place for referee gaga. It’s called house shows, not television. TV time is too valuable to waste on refs looking for their own spotlight. The wrestlers are the attraction. If the audience is talking more about the ref than the match, the plot is completely lost.
Replying to @mibrardragon
This is actually an issue, the referee making himself the center of attention, taking away from the wrestlers. @jimmykorderas brought this up during our interview a couple of weeks ago, referees, especially AEW, seek out to take attention away from the people who are supposed to have the eyes on them. This is not a good thing
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Always remember: We are not all the same.
lol that’s all you people got when you don’t agree with a wrestlers opinion that doesn’t align with yours. We are out of touch. And you are??? Let’s both produce a professional wrestling match on tv and see who’s out of touch and knows what the F they’re actually doing. GTFOH
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I hate that move, period. Mexican, Canadian, or otherwise.
Hate that pop up stagger sell off the Mexican Destroyer. Looks so cartoonish!
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What exactly is the end result of the FTR vs MCMG Best of Five Series? #AEWCollision #AEWDynamite
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"I am pleased to announce that Mr. Stephen Miller, the current Deputy Chief of Staff of the Trump Administration, and one of my most trusted advisors, will become the Chief of Staff starting Monday, November 9, 2026. Susie Wiles, who has done an outstanding job, will be moving over to the Trump Political Operation. I want to thank her for her service as Chief of Staff — She has done a great job!" - President Donald J. Trump 🇺🇸
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I agree with about 80-90 percent of the things that Mr. Korderas opines. Rather than get angry and hurl insults like a child, it's much better to learn why someone from the industry feels differently about something.
Oh shut up you miserable old bastard, every week you complain about something. If it bothers you that much, by all means find a new hobby because I promise you not one single person wants to hear your ass whining & crying every single week you’re not critiquing, you’re boring.
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I hate that this is what wrestling has become. 😔
Potentially the best 30 seconds of no selling I've ever seen, wrestling has evolved, and if you don't think this is great, you need to study and learn 🥰
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AHA!
Same cage they used for Rebellion 1999 PPV HHH vs Rock. That was the cage they had stored in the UK at that time.
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Everybody is always so angry about politics.
Retarded boomer loses his temper because he lost a debate with a young guy. In true leftsit style he assaults him and leaves in a huff. They're nothing but violent retards
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So much was said in that one look. 👀 @RandyOrton | @JohnCena
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They gotta swap the prop.
Replying to @BaronVonLector
It’s not even a real belt. The one on tv was a replica. The old school belt nerd in me can’t believe that’s how it’s done now.
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#ANDNEW 🏆 @OfficialEGO is the NEW Intercontinental Champion!
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The funniest part is acting like Punk vs. Waller is some random matchup when Waller's whole character is built around picking fights with stars way above his pay grade. That's exactly why it works. The only part that doesn't make sense is acting like it doesn't.
No one said anything about a better choice. But it makes sense that Cody is appearing on that show. Punk appearing on that show makes absolutely no sense. I guess he’s taking a break from his feud with Kevin Owens and his chase for the world title to fight someone in NXT?
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Raw will be competing with itself?? WWE is petty for doing this to WWE
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Imagine how much he, his clothes, his house, his car, everything reeks of weed. Ugh.
seth Rogen is a beast, and nobody comes close to his level. Even Snoop and Wiz have to respect the greatness
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Best fans in the world 👊
#AfterLife is the most watched British comedy in the world, now with a total global viewership of 160 million. Astonishing.
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It’s been a busy weekend, and now I’m catching up on the daily tribalism that festers in this unflushed toilet bowl of an app. It’s equal parts amusing and depressing how quickly independent thought disappears when loyalty to a particular tribe takes precedence over reason. 1/2
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Thinking of the great Bobby Heenan on his birthday What an unbelievably witty, talented man, and the best possible manager we could have asked for when we went to #WWE! RIP 🙏 @TheArnShow
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