Do we like the hat?

I just got back to LA after being gone for a month. Is it just me, or is everyone driving a lot better now that gas is more expensive?

Millennial grey wasn’t our choice. It was thrust upon us by elder landlords. The same people who gave us linoleum and word art decor

Spa + Spring ski

You can take my brother out of Florida but you can’t take the Florida out of his wife

My brother and I win the award for “siblings who wanted the other dead as kids but now are super tight”

I wrote about losing my best friend Sergeant Pupper with hope that it offers closure to those who loved him, and comfort to anyone who has to experience a similar loss. It’s on my Patreon, but obviously is 100% free. patreon.com/posts/152149782?…

This week we said goodbye to Sarge. His lifelong reactivity worsened recently, and after an incident that sent me to the hospital, we learned he was likely suffering in ways he couldn’t express. The most humane choice was to let him rest. We love you always, our goodest boy.

I wish I was in the timeline where our politicians did more about pedos than just posting their AI fan-fiction art

Had the best time with @OutOfOfficeCom

Brb gunna get wine drunk

Is the U.S. even gunna let me back in when I decide to go home?

Out

Wait- this is in my hometown?!

Mini me!

I’m finally done! This was the final straw - Anyone wanna come over and burn all our Bill Clinton merch together?

I just call and order my food for pickup like it’s the 90s

Never forget that reagan was one of the worst presidents of all time

Plazer? Bluffer?