Meme Day

Hey @grok, If we wanted to replicate the Great Pyramid of Giza using all modern data, technology, and heavy equipment, with the only constraint being no modern materials (like concrete, etc. — strictly materials available in ancient times): Is it feasible? If so, could you give an estimate of the cost, timeline, and required workforce?

Hey @grok, If we wanted to replicate The Great Wall of China using all modern data, technology, and heavy equipment, with the only constraint being no modern materials (like concrete, etc. — strictly materials available in ancient times): Is it feasible? If so, could you give an estimate of the cost, timeline, and required workforce?

Hey @grok, If we wanted to replicate the Angkor Wat using all modern data, technology, and heavy equipment, with the only constraint being no modern materials (like concrete, etc. — strictly materials available in ancient times): Is it feasible? If so, could you give an estimate of the cost, timeline, and required workforce?

Turns out the most aerodynamically efficient shape in the universe is always the same thing. 💀🛸 Jeff Bezos' Blue Origin rocket finally has a worthy competitor.

What do you think? Q: "US elections are always close (51% vs 49%). How does democracy avoid the 51% imposing tyranny on the 49%?" A programmer's response: "That is the fatal flaw of Western democracy. 51% oppresses 49%. The losing side walks outside and feels oppressed by half the strangers they pass on the street. Now, if you have a system where 0.1% oppresses 99.9%, oppression becomes a universal baseline. Everyone suffers equally, so everyone feels much happier and fairer." Flawless political science. No notes. 💀🤝

Which party do you think takes the White House next? U.S. Presidential Election Winners Since World War II 🇺🇸 1948 → 🔵🫏: Harry S. Truman 🇺🇸 1952 → 🔴🐘: Dwight D. Eisenhower 🇺🇸 1956 → 🔴🐘: Dwight D. Eisenhower 🇺🇸 1960 → 🔵🫏: John F. Kennedy 🇺🇸 1964 → 🔵🫏: Lyndon B. Johnson 🇺🇸 1968 → 🔴🐘: Richard Nixon 🇺🇸 1972 → 🔴🐘: Richard Nixon 🇺🇸 1976 → 🔵🫏: Jimmy Carter 🇺🇸 1980 → 🔴🐘: Ronald Reagan 🇺🇸 1984 → 🔴🐘: Ronald Reagan 🇺🇸 1988 → 🔴🐘: George H. W. Bush 🇺🇸 1992 → 🔵🫏: Bill Clinton 🇺🇸 1996 → 🔵🫏: Bill Clinton 🇺🇸 2000 → 🔴🐘: George W. Bush 🇺🇸 2004 → 🔴🐘: George W. Bush 🇺🇸 2008 → 🔵🫏: Barack Obama 🇺🇸 2012 → 🔵🫏: Barack Obama 🇺🇸 2016 → 🔴🐘: Donald Trump 🇺🇸 2020 → 🔵🫏: Joe Biden 🇺🇸 2024 → 🔴🐘: Donald Trump

The greatest invention in history: The Anus. 💀 People think the greatest milestone in animal evolution was consciousness, walking on land, or discovering fire. Wrong. The single greatest achievement in 600 million years of biology was nature finally inventing the anus. 💀 Before the Cambrian period, animals were basically built like Ziploc bags. Jellyfish, corals, and flatworms were running on an "incomplete digestive system" — one single opening. Food went in, got digested, and the unmentionable leftovers were regurgitated back out the exact same hole. (Jellyfish still live with this trauma today). Roughly 550 million years ago, our bilateral ancestors received the greatest firmware update in history: The Through-Gut. Evolution looked at the bag and said: “What if we just puncture the other end and turn this into a one-way plumbing pipe?” Suddenly: You could eat continuous meals You didn't have to taste your own digested waste You could grow larger than a pancake Biologically speaking, you are not a majestic cosmic miracle. You are simply a very sophisticated meat pipe that successfully upgraded from a bag. Appreciate your two-hole privilege today. It took 500 million years of R&D. 🪼🚽💀

Hey @grok, is this true? When you see a post you like or think is worth reading, you click 'Copy link' (you don't even have to paste it anywhere afterward). The algorithm registers that it's interesting, and that matters way more right now than likes, replies, or reposts. 😊

And Moses Trump said: “Let there be a path through the Red Sea, and lead the Democrats into the Promised Land.” 🌊🐴💀 Exodus: Texas Edition. #Midterms2026 #Elections2026

The Democratic National Committee needs to send Donald Trump a fruit basket and a Lifetime Achievement Award immediately. 🏆💀

Trump is the only head of state in human history to treat other countries like backup branch offices. 😭💼 “99% approval in Israel. If the US gets tired of me, I’ll just transfer over there.” Bro really has a backup presidency on his resume. 💀

New Lame Duck Losing both chambers of Congress in the midterms is the political equivalent of getting your Admin privileges revoked. 💀 You’re still the CEO, but: • 💳 Company card is declined (Congress holds the wallet) • 📜 New legislation? 404 Not Found • ⚖️ Judicial picks? Blocked by default • 🖊️ Daily activity: Signing executive orders that federal judges will delete in 48 hours Bush did it in 2006. Obama did it in 2014. Welcome to the Lame Duck Club. The Wi-Fi is terrible. 🦆📉

German police vehicles were spotted crossing into Poland on the S8 highway. Poland: [frantically checks calendar] "Phew, it's October, not September." 💀🗓️

OMG, is this AI or real? Anyone know what this is?

This is the best Thor Halloween costume — you HAVE to watch until the end.🔥