Thor Odinson (@TheMighty_Thor) profile picture

Though I may be of Asgard in body, 'tis Midgard that will ever lay first claim to my soul. {Founding Avenger}

NYC / Asgard / Abroad
Joined November 2012
Nay, @CBHawkeye. I know what thou art attempting, and I will not make "tis hammer time" my new battle-cry.
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Verily, Nefaria, 'tis long past time that thou accepted thy mortality - and learned that thou canst never defeat the God of Thunder!
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Lo, though my love for Midgard is great, I will not allow any harm to befall the golden glory that is Asgard!
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The Absorbing Man didst put up a fight, but I hath taken his measure before and 'twas no hard feat to bring him to justice once more.
Even a god can be a fool. 'Tis a lesson well learned, thanks to the beauteous and wise @La_Firebird.
Ho, Wrecker! Turn and face the wrath of the God of Thunder, foul varlot, if thou doth possess an ounce of man's courage!
There are few greater delights upon Midgard than the double chocolate malted.
Yea, verily, the stench of Ulik's troll army is of greater strength than that of their arms!
Have at thee, foul miscreant!
Nay, priest. Though I do indeed lay rightful claim to godhood, not even the All-Father doth claim ultimate divinity.
Ah, 'tis sweet to taste the air of Midgard once more.