The fact that I can't name a single Prince song outside Purple Rain is a testament of this tweet. "prince played 182828 instruments and produced his songs" well clearly it made no noise and wasn't good enough since he's irrelevant outside the US lol
I need more “run errands with me” friends. No, I don’t want to spend $85 on dinner just to catch up — but I’ll happily go to Costco, hit a thrift store, and grab tacos with you after.
I gave my boyfriend permission to order me to give him a blowjob once a week, and he uses it to win an argument.
As in once a week, regardless of what I'm doing or what time or day it is, and I can't say no.
We decided to do this after my bf had won a bet where I basically did