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Minneapolis, MN
Joined April 2020
Troy Jacobson, CPA retweeted
The liquor store was out of Hamms 30 racks #theliquorstorewasoutofHamms30racks
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Troy Jacobson, CPA retweeted
The pedophile protection party’s president is laundering right-wing conspiracy theories through the most corrupt DOJ in American history. Whenever the news turns bad, this creep reaches for one name: mine. So let’s make it crystal clear. My name has always been Ilhan Omar. Maybe you should focus on what your VP’s real name is.
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Closed. Most popular night club in University of Minnesota college town.
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This is one of the last remaining businesses in Minneapolis’s once vibrant North Loop neighborhood, btw.
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I ate something similar religiously as a kid, but with tortillas and my mom found this like pizza sauce squeeze bottle for the sauce
Straight tomato paste is crazy you’re gonna have 8 year olds asking to bum a prilosec
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Troy Jacobson, CPA retweeted
acab includes women dressing up as sexy cops for halloween
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You won’t in a million years guess who the original photo is
Replying to @Beiing_Mukesh
Here's a realistic take on how that kid could look at 55.
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Troy Jacobson, CPA retweeted
Tonight, we received a suspicious letter from DSA HQ. Everyone is safe, and the matter is being investigated by the U.S. Postal Inspection Service and the FBI. This follows a string of similar letters sent by the DSA to all Israeli assets in Congress. Why would DSA do this?
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Troy Jacobson, CPA retweeted
Thank you to everyone who stood with me over the years. It’s been a scary journey but I have always been grounded in my work and ability to provide exemplary service to my constituents. Trump and his administration have been after me since I arrived in Congress. I have always stood up to him and that will never change. The pedophile protector will never silence me.
BREAKING WaPo: Trump officials scrutinized Rep. Ilhan Omar in 2019. They didn't find citizenship issues. 
The earlier review of Omar's immigration records looked at many of the same issues being investigated now. washingtonpost.com/national-…
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Closed. Most popular night club in University of Minnesota college town.
Many may not realize how historic this is, marking the first time the general public has been allowed to sit on the Nicollet Mall since 2015, before it was paved over for the Superbowl and became a vapid wasteland for corporate events. This is the same section in October 2005:
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Troy Jacobson, CPA retweeted
For sale: mechanical bird, not for sale
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This is driving me crazy because I haven’t seen a single person mention that this is the plot of Pretty Woman.
This whole Kelly Clarkson controversy with Brooklyn toy store Art of Play is over this 15k bird automaton 🕊️🫠
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Troy Jacobson, CPA retweeted
Babe take a look at this. There came into a certain shop a famed chanteuse desirous of purchasing a mechanical Bird, yet the shopkeep, deeming her of graceless bearing and humble station, would not suffer the clockwork creature to pass into her possession
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Troy Jacobson, CPA retweeted
Not hearing a lot from the people who denounced protesters gathering outside politicians house about the fact that the deranged clown in the White House just raided a Congresswoman's house
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The right wing is presenting this as having to do with the “married her brother” conspiracy theory, and the actual legal thing they are “investigating” is the paperwork her father filled out when he was naturalized.
The state police are raiding the homes of political opponents over trumped up paperwork issues
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#OnThisDay Oct 11 2026: Minneapolis experiences a high temperature of 90 degrees (32 C), the highest in its recorded history for this date.
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86° in October is pretty crazy. I bet it’s never even snowed in Minneapolis during October.
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This is the plot of Billions
A Democrat running for Congress on Long Island is proudly embracing his kinky side after X-rated photos surfaced showing him caged and muzzled in a leather harness trib.al/0scoNtV 🔗
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