@TheOnlyGuru

J'adore les gheys. Still bintish & reassuringly expensive. Suspected Illuminati. LGB✂️TQ No. 21144 💚🤍💜 NO DM

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It’s quite reMarkleable. They all ‘knew’, but nobody said anything.
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That’s a man.
The English Crusader
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🚔 THIS IS PC DARCY WOODS-BROADY, A POLICE OFFICER WHO SEXUALLY ABUSED A 15-YEAR-OLD GIRL AND AVOIDED IMMEDIATE PRISON DESPITE ADMITTING SEVEN CHILD SEX OFFENCES. THE 21-YEAR-OLD GLOUCESTERSHIRE CONSTABULARY OFFICER KNEW HER VICTIM WAS JUST 15 WHEN SHE COMMITTED THE OFFENCES AT HER HOME AND INSIDE HER CAR. WOODS-BROADY ADMITTED SEVEN SEXUAL OFFENCES, INCLUDING INCITING THE CHILD TO ENGAGE IN PENETRATIVE AND NON-PENETRATIVE SEXUAL ACTIVITY. BUT INSTEAD OF BEING SENT STRAIGHT TO PRISON, SHE WALKED FREE FROM WORCESTER CROWN COURT AFTER RECEIVING A TWO-YEAR PRISON SENTENCE, SUSPENDED FOR TWO YEARS. SHE WAS ALSO GIVEN A FIVE-YEAR SEXUAL HARM PREVENTION ORDER AND PLACED ON THE SEX OFFENDERS’ REGISTER FOR TEN YEARS. SEVEN ADMITTED CHILD SEX OFFENCES. NO IMMEDIATE PRISON SENTENCE. ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING!! 🤬
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Well, it’s not ideal, but it’s more positive than we had thought.
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Bend over Britain, it’s budget time.
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I don’t like the way this is being reported on @SkyNews as it seems very biased and as though they have decided he is already guilty. The Philippine’s Interior Minister Jonvic Remulla said “The laptop is currently going under forensic investigation and we will have the full results in one week.” He explained that authorities would take appropriate legal action IF sufficient evidence was found to charge him. That’s very different from could be charged as soon as next week.
Sky News
@SkyNews18h
Thomas Markle is being investigated over claims that he kept child sexual abuse images at his home, according to police in the Philippines. Mr Markle has denied possessing the images, calling the accusations "sick lies", in an interview with the Daily Mail. Sky's @CordeliaSkyNews spoke to the chief prosecutor of Bohol and Cebu in the Philippines. news.sky.com/author/cordelia…
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I absolutely object to this harassment of the King and this country, by members of The Repair Campaign. No to reparations. No to an apology. Fark orf.
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Answers on a postcard, please.
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💄💄💄 BREAKING: Everyone to be paid £13 an hour and receive a subsidised marrow at tomorrow's Budget. Google Maps will be updated to show you which £2 bus to catch to collect your local marrow. Discussions ongoing to gain access to the EU marmalade lake.
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This is just sleazy. How the hell has this been normalised in to real life? There are politicians and organisations out there, who advocate for these peculiar men being in women’s spaces.
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Well done, Dr. Evil. You’ve just successfully proven that there are only two biological sexes. Male or female. The end.
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Oh look. It’s like an horrific puppet show. I wonder how he does that? 🤦🏼‍♀️
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Hi Andy. I hope you’re in prison today. smallthunderdog.blog/2026/10…

Scavengers

Andrew David Pownall is a thief. He’s a serial scavenger who robbed his clients of their savings over a long period of time. The thieving bastard was their financial advisor and many of them though…

smallthunderdog.blog
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Never underestimate the long memory and unforgiving nature of the British people.
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Bonjour 👋🏼 £442 million extra sounds like a disproportionately high sum to deal with at most, 4-8000 rough sleepers across Britain. What they doing, buying them each a property?
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The standout thing from all the Markle debacle revelations, is the fact that Meghan has presumed he is guilty, implied as much publicly, thrown him under a bus, and yet there’s no real evidence or charges. What happened to innocent until proven guilty? They really are trash.
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“But I’m a laydee” 💀
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I completely missed why this gormless looking chap is a Bugs Bunny meme. Who is he?
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Risk analysis. For a debate. You fucking lemon.
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So, you cut your “Dear Daddy” father out of your life, because you have been made aware of an anonymous, poison pen letter sent to @metpoliceuk But then, you continue to communicate by email and letter, from time to time, with said father. Sounds plausible. We’ve all done it.
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