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ESSFG

@TheRealESSFG

A school for the extraordinarily basic and not particularly talented who are truly mediocre in achievements, interests, and potential.

 Cambridge, MA
Joined September 2016
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Headmistresses reported finding extra tamarind sauce in their order; they express their gratitude to the Kebab Factory. #blessed 🙏
Headmistress M has taken on a risky R&D project and chances of survival are moderate at best. Please send thoughts and prayers.
After tonight's debate, the dean will set a dumpster on fire and students will compare and contrast the two. #PoliticsSeminar #Debate
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ESSFG has been consistently rated top in the nation in the Princeton Review’s ranking of schools offering Dude Time Studies & Crystal Arts.
Yoga Basics for Basics will be starting in the gymnasium in 40 minutes.
Students taking Engineering this semester will be creating a #Bluetooth ready #Loofha for their first project. #InternetOfThings
"Crystal Concepts: Divination and Natural Healing (1986)" is now available in the bookstore. Please pick up a copy before classes begin.
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We’d like to remind students that visiting the Paradise School for Boys without a signed parental permission slip is strictly prohibited.
@TheRealESSFG is pleased to announce that we have not lost our accreditation for the 2016-2017 school year.
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